*Note: the following characters and dialogue are fictional and are not intended to represent any real TWG members or actual/future events.Mr. Lower Casey: Is not.
Green Paladin: Is too.
LC: Is not!
GP: Is too!
LC: Oh, so you're sayin' that your wife
made you live there, then?
GP: Um, no, I--
LC: So she pretty much has you whipped, eh?
GP: That's not what I--
LC: No? Then I suppose you just volunteered to live in an icy, heatforsaken land of thermal underwear and perpetually chapped lips?
GP: Pfft. Whatever. I think thermal underwear is nifty. In fact, it's gonna be the next big fashion statement just as soon as Hilfiger comes out with his Winter 2007 HotterThanU line of thermals. Just you wait and see! So there.
LC: Right, and the next thing you're gonna tell me is that Hilfiger's shipping you a year's supply of thermals for participating in his ad campaign.
GP: Hey! Are you saying that I'm not Hilfiger material?? Ohhh, that's it, punk! I challenge you to a duel. Click on the button, if you dare!
LC: Ex-cellent! I excel at duels, you fool.
To be continued (never).....Hurray for entertaining squabbling that lets me try out my as-yet-untested screenwriting talent when I should be reading my cruddy book marketing text book!
Oh, I guess this screenplay foray should go on a different thread, then, because now I'm kinda happy.