Best Quote lately

[MsFish]

On a change jar in a grocery checkout line:

"We Support Prostate Cancer"


I think I'll save my money for the people supporting research.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I support my prostate cancer habit too. I tried to quit, but it turns out I'm addicted. So I just gave up and go with it.

[Peter Ahlstrom]

"The most fantasmagorical musical entertainment in the history of everything!"

--from the original theatrical trailer for Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

[Chimera]

Punky: "Henry can't go to jail! He can't live on bread and water--he needs prunes!"

Punky Brewster  

[House of Mustard]

From Ebert's review of Fantastic Four:  "The Thing looks like Don Rickles crossed with Mt. Rushmore"

[Chimera]

I was raised to be charming, not sincere.

--Prince Charming, the musical "Into the Woods"

[Spriggan]

Delivering the final blow to Meteo was proving difficult until the Meteos fused into a giant fork!  Using all of its power, the Metamo Ark cut up the well-done Metoes like a delicious steak.  Utter victory is ours! Probaly.

~One of the endings from Meteos a pussle game for the nintendo DS.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

"In the case of Scott McCloud, I pulled a wad of money from my wallet and pressed it into his palm, squeezing his shoulder and crying out "Love me again, love me as your own son.""

-Tycho

[Legion]

Good.....bad......I'm the guy with the gun

[Legion]

just had this conversation with my girl friend.....

G/F: "So I just donated my hair to cancer"
Me: "why does cancer need your hair?"
G/F: "Because people are trying to elimate them so they  
          needed a costume"
Me: "What?"

[MsFish]

"It's possible.  Men really are that dense." -Chimera

[Maxwell]

"The act of exploration is not so much one of seeking new landscapes but of fashioning new eyes."

[House of Mustard]

From the book Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man:

"If nervous tics were pizzas, yo mama would have five pizzas that freak everybody out."

"Yo mama's so mentally disturbed, if depression were pastrami, anxiety mustard, and obsessive-compulsive disorder lettuce, she could eat her mental problems as a pretty good sandwich. Only one problem, though: no bread."

Read the exerpt: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?userid=gW4Al8KBBq&ean=9781400050727&displayonly=EXC#EXC

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

That freaks me out.

[Chimera]

Quote from Villians on Kim Possible:

[Draken makes chocolate milk.]
Draken: "Shego, have some Cocoa Moo. It is so soothing."
Shego: "Are you joking?"
Draken: "I never joke about Cocoa Moo!"