Best Quote lately

[Chimera]

Phone conversation I had with EUOL

Chimera: I'm surprised I haven't had a dream about being a pirate, with all the time I've been playing Tradewinds. It's only a matter of time, I suppose.
EUOL: You know what you're pirate name would be, don't you?
Chimera: No, what?
EUOL: Heath-AAAR!
Chimera: [Groans at super-corny joke]

[Chimera]

Another conversation with EUOL:

Chimera: You're not paying attention to me.
EUOL: I am paying attention to you. Now be quiet while I read this email.

[MsFish]

"Improper loading may result in serious injury or death."

-Sign on a paper towel dispenser in a Sinclair gas station

[Legion]

"Please to not post signs on pole"

-a sign on a pole at the corner of a street in my hometown

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

[13:21] Tage: dan's second born is the direct offspring of entropy

which raised an eyebrow or two

Of course he qulified it with "the force, not the forum-goer" but that's not as funny.

[Entsuropi]

I deny all knowledge of the existance of WMD's within my territory.

[scAri]

JadeKnight: Wow! Those are BIG breasts!

(He was making an exclamation about chicken at a grocery store.)

[The Jade Knight]

Grr.  You had to post that.

[Spriggan]

404 Pants not Found: spanking is always funny\
404 Pants not Found: monkeys being spanking is hilarious.
404 Pants not Found: but spanking the monkey just makes you go blind
Spriggan: that's quote material
404 Pants not Found: jsut be sure to correct my grammar for the second line
404 Pants not Found: and on an equally perverse sounding but perfectly innocent note: my Ultimate Lizard won't stay up
404 Pants not Found: he keeps falling over

[scAri]

Grr.  You had to post that.

Oh, come on. You know you wanted me to. What's the point of saying good quotes like that if you aren't quoted?  

[fuzzyoctopus]

"I was just going to wear something from my own closet.  And by closet, I mean floor."

- My brother-in-law, Matt, on whether or not we needed to buy him a dress shirt.

[The Jade Knight]

Sounds like my brother James.  If the clothes are on the floor, they're clean.  If they're in the hamper, they're dirty.

[JP Dogberry]

That's like me, except sometimes the bucket is clean clothes, and sometimes it's dirty ones.

[Parker]

The only vegetables I eat are bananas.

My younger brother.  He did not mean this as a joke.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"Maybe somebody lost their Ariel doll, and I could give them mine."

My 6yo daughter, when I told her about people losing everything they have in Louisiana. It nearly makes me cry every time I think about it. That doll was something she had been begging for for months. It was her most prized posession.