Best Quote lately

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"No man who hates dogs and children," W.C. Fields liked to say, "can be all bad." The biggest difference between Mr. Fields and the American Civil Liberties Union is that the ACLU still likes dogs.

- Alan Sears

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Yes, the book is approved for public consumption. And while there will inevitably be many minor editing changes, there's only one big change: I need to include more background. See, I have it in my head that anyone who reads my books has not only read my prior books, but has pondered them for great amounts of time, perhaps forming Yahoo! Groups to discuss the many hidden secrets and cliffhangers. Apparently, this won't be the case, so I need to provide a little more recap.

-Robison Wells

Why isn't anyone joining my Yahoo! Group?

[House of Mustard]

A feature from FEMA's website (prior to Katrina):

The "FEMA for Kidz" rap!

"Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere,
But we've got a few tips, so you can be prepared
For floods, tornadoes, or even a 'quake,
You've got to be ready - so your heart don't break."

"Disaster prep is your responsibility
And mitigation is important to our agency."

"People helping people is what we do
And FEMA is there to help see you through
When disaster strikes, we are at our best
But we're ready all the time, 'cause disasters don't rest."

[Chimera]

Shego: If you're an evil super genius, why do you always steal things?
Drakken: I'm outsourcing. Why reinvent the wheel?

--Kim Possible

[Chimera]

Roy: You can't blow Miko up, Vaarsuvius!
V: I believe you mean that I shouldn't blow Miko up. I am fairly certain that if I put my mind to the task, I can do exactly that.

--Order of the Stick, #221 (today's)

[Entsuropi]

Me and another chap at work:

Induction person: 'And If anyone has the religious holiday of Eeed coming up, or any other holidays, let me know.'
Me: 'What religion is 'Eeed'? And I wonder if I could put Flying Spagetti Monster down as my religion.'
Jason: 'Heh. I think i'll put down the 4th of July as a religious holiday.'
Me: 'So your religion is 'American'?'
Jason: 'Yeah. Got to feel the freedom... my ancestors were from America, they moved there from Britain.'
Me: 'So your ancestors moved from Britain to America, and then back? Were they just really indecisive?'

And during a game of Dystopia:

Dragon King: 'Why does the rocket launcher sometimes just refuse to fire?'
[OS]Entsuropi: 'god knows'
[OS]Yakzan: 'God, why does the rocket launcher sometimes refuse to fire?'

[Entsuropi]

When art critics get together they talk about Form and Structure and Meaning. When artists get together they talk about where you can buy cheap turpentine.
- Pablo Picasso

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Who cares what the chinese do? They eat dogs.

[The Jade Knight]

Ari is Chinese.

[Chimera]

Quote from Lizzie McGuire--Mom and Dad discussing Lizzie having a boyfriend:

Mom: You can't tell a girl not to go out with a boy--that's a sure way to make him even more desirable to her.
Dad: I'm not prepared to use reverse psychology. I don't even understand normal psychology!

[fuzzyoctopus]

Ari is Chinese.

Now, I thought she was Canadian.  They eat maple syrup, not dogs.

[The Jade Knight]

She's Chinese Canadian, born in China.

Maybe she should be eating maple-syrup covered dogs?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Then why doesn't my sister-in-law eat gravy covered dog? She's american-korean.

[Spriggan]

Then what does that make my brother since he eats hotdogs with his salt?

[Entsuropi]

He's from Utah. Utah contains the city called 'salt lake city'.

The rest.. is up to you!

Just remembered, you two are from alaska or something inane like that. So he lives in Utah. All other points still apply.

Up to you!