How about this?
1. Feed Giant Mutant Killer Cockroach #1 to EUOL, thus doing something to his digestive system that would make him even more deadly, evil, and destructive.
2. Eat sugar.
3. Feed EUOL to Giant Mutant Killer Cockroach #2, thus doing something to its digestive systems that would make it even more deadly, evil, and destructive.
4. Eat some more sugar, and some red cordial.
5. Spray paint the Giant Mutant Killer Cockroach with flurecent coloured spray paint, to act as a dire warning to any foes who see it coming. The spray paint should quickly harden, thus forming a bulletproof cshielding around the Giant Mutant Killer Cockroaches shielding.
6. Mount a Paladin of Noble heart and pure mind, armed with a falcon, ranged weapons, weaponsmithing, healign talents, and a cadboard tube onto the back of Spray painted Giant Mutant Killer Cockraoach. Give the Paladin some sugar.
7. Proceed to use Mounted Giant Mutant Killer Cockroach to take over the wor....err, I mean to protect the world from evildoers. Yes, that's it, protect the world, why would
I want to take over the world? Corrupted? Moi?