Nightmares and stuff

[Lieutenant Kije]

Yeah, but his face was all bloody.

[Lieutenant Kije]

at least my agent survived

Why is it that so many people have evil designs and plans on the board?  Saint first (ninja assassin priests,) and now Jeffe...I know 42 has designs along these lines.  And I think MoD does too.  And I'm sure Fell and EUOL have something up there sleeves, but they're too clever to say anything in public.

I've dabbled in the evil schemes of others, but it really has failed to hold my interest.  Gathering minions, domintating the world, etc. all just seems so...blah.  

Does anyone out there have noble aims?  If I had to guess, I'd say JamP would be the guy for it.  But who knows.  I might, but it's just so much work.  I find I spend my efforts trying to thwart a fish-turned-demon in his attempt to destroy my soul.  Or something hellish like that.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

My evil plans have noble aims!

Dont ask me to make sense Im a Mad Dr.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

evil is as evil does

[Lieutenant Kije]

are you questioning Jeffe's evilness?

[JP Dogberry]

Indeed I do have noble aims, and noble minions. Firstly there's my Paladin order "Knights of the Lucid Radience". Each is armed with the finest steel longswords, kite shields, and has a trained falcon. They are also trained in various healing talents, as well as weaponsmithing.  One in three is trained in missle weaponry.

In addition, the Knights of the Lucid Radience also have a new Cardboard Tube Samurai division. I wa strying to keep this under wraps, since I figure Saint's Ninjas will want to do something about it, so I waited until they were all fully trained, which was last week.

I mentioned I stole the Cardboard Tube teachings and sold them to the highest bidder? Yeah, I was the highest bidder.  Soon, I will have wandering Paladins and Samurai righting wrongs and preventing the evil ones from taking over.

I'm still toying over what minions to get next - I'm debating with Monks or Druids.

[Lieutenant Kije]

Well, huzzah! then.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

no, I'm stating straight up that his evil is passive and lame next to mine.

JP, how did you train the falcons in missle weaponry? Just wondering.

Oh, and uh.. .My Ninja Assassin Priests already took out your cardboard tube samurai.

[Lieutenant Kije]

I'm more impressed with the falcon weaponsmiths.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Dont make me sic my evil Ski mountain lair on you

[JP Dogberry]

No, you fools, it's the Paladins with the healing and archery and wesponsmithing. That said, the falcon's do catch a mean fish in freshwater rivers.

Oh, and my CTS are still very much alive. As their last training mission, they were to hunt down and dispatch some peasants I hired and made dress like CTS - decoys if you will. My head CTS reported back that the decoys were slaughtered by the time they arrived.  Obviously, SE you have helped rather than hindered me.

Oh, and I've decided on Druids, mainly because it turns out Gemm is a Druid and wanted to join my minions. I therefore have placed him as head of my druid force, which so far consists of one druid.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Well we know your doomed to failure now....

Next on our evil agenda...
Slurry

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Well Jeffe, I counter your slurry with some curry!

And now off to train some badgers. Because what would an army be without some sort of ground troops. And of course you must start with the basics.

[JP Dogberry]

Badgers are a good idea, but after you're done with that, what's the chances of gettign some giant mutated killer cockroaches? Never hurts to have radiation resistant mounts.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Ahhh I knew it having Gemm has turned you Evil.


JamPaladins Corrupted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!