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Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« on: December 03, 2003, 09:12:15 PM »
(NOTE - Not a dodgy topic. Mostly.)

So i got this game this morning, and i have been comparing it to my memories of DOA3. It wins on every count, except the female body movement stat. You see, in both games, the women don't know what a bra is apparently. So walk forward... yep. Jiggle. Now these games involve high kicks and stuff - and in DOA3 it was pretty bad at times. But SC2 makes me positively sea sick. I tried using Taki (female samurai i think) but i couldn't, not with that amount of flesh movement. Her breasts looked like they were about to detach. Talk about a disturbing special move. Even worse, when fighting Ivy i noticed that her, well, her butt-cheeks did the same. Frelling Japanese pervert developers.

So meh. I tend to use chicks in fighting games (if your going to spend lots of time looking at someone fighting someone else, might as well make sure they are worth looking at). So now i am sticking to Talim - she is, uhm, under endowed so at least the jiggle is un-noticable.

But damnit. Can't they at least put in an option to turn this off? Also, why do characters pant like a 50 year old dog on the "continue" prompt? Makes the women look like they are auditioning for a pron film.

Damn good game though. Tis pretty.
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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2003, 12:13:07 AM »
Maybe if you play it enough you'll unlock a lycra support top or something.

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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2003, 01:29:42 PM »
You know, the old saying is "sex sells." While that's undoubtedly true, I often wish people would remember that OTHER things besides sex can sell too. There's really no reason for it to permeate every friggin' aspect of our lives.
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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2003, 01:38:41 PM »
Freud might disagree...

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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2003, 01:44:19 PM »
Freud can go to hell.
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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2003, 01:45:57 PM »
and he probably will

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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2003, 02:05:34 PM »
Thank heaven.

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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2003, 02:12:52 PM »
remember: sometimes sticking a huge-mongus phallic shaped object in your mouth sometimes just indicates you like the inhalation and exhalation of partially ignited hydrocarbons.

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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2003, 06:00:28 PM »
Yeah, well, I don't think we need Freud to understand what's going on in these fighting games.  Tell me honestly, guys.  Do you really find that much exaggeration attractive?  I've always been far more attracted to the 'natural' look, which is why the superheroine art turns me off.  
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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2003, 06:17:18 PM »
Yes, I myself enjoyed the larger variety as a lad early on in my hooded childness, but now I too prefer the smaller typesets. Its less about that, and more about this.
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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2003, 08:03:20 PM »
ehn. I know a lot of guys who like it. I'm more of a legs and butt man myself though.

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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2003, 08:06:13 PM »
I too like butts, but I'm glad that no male butts jiggle in these games. Does it strike anyone else as strange that anything jiggles at all? Aren't they supposed to be ultra-tough, ultra-muscular babes? Then how could they possibly have enough fat to jiggle? I don't understand. Besides the fact that all that bouncing would hurt.
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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2003, 08:07:35 PM »
I think the idea is that they're tough enough to deal with the pain.

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Re: Breast-jiggle (Soul Calibur 2)
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2003, 08:07:37 PM »
Uh huh, that's nice gemm.

EUOL, gotta agree. Some super hero chicks have breasts more imposing that entire male superheros.
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