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Re: danger!
« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2004, 06:49:37 PM »
I would like to point out that the trunk monkey in the super-cool commerical did not wear clothes.
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« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2004, 06:54:40 PM »
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

what about donkey kong, diddy kong, heck, all the kongs (cept king kong, hes a rebel), curious George, and Onion of Death?


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Re: danger!
« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2004, 06:54:55 PM »
The one who jumps out of the trunk and does stuff for the guy?  Oh man, science, what will they think of next?
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Re: danger!
« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2004, 06:56:54 PM »
I want a trunk monkey. Except mine will have a rocket launcher. I have no clue why, but nude monkies with rocket launchers have the capacity for infinite fun. Or at least they should.
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Re: danger!
« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2004, 08:16:11 PM »
Ah, but bathroom monkeys DO wear clothes.  (Except the chimpanzee.)
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« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2004, 09:24:05 PM »
YEAH, SO THERE!
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Re: danger!
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2004, 09:35:50 PM »
What about the three little monkey jumping on the bed?  They should've been clothed.  I mean, if they're sophisticated to have beds...

And what about the monkeys in monkey ball I and monkey ball II?  Aiai, and the other ones?  They not only wear clothes, but they protect those clothes with a bubble of glory!
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Re: danger!
« Reply #37 on: March 04, 2004, 10:44:47 PM »
now you frighten me.

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Re: danger!
« Reply #38 on: March 05, 2004, 12:26:45 AM »
Ohhhh, I love Super Monkey Ball so much.  And what about Ape Escape 2, where your mission is to steal the monkeys' pants?
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Re: danger!
« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2004, 07:27:11 AM »
I find it really amusing that posting a list of warnings from a superglue package has turned into a discussion about removing clothing from monkeys.

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Re: danger!
« Reply #40 on: March 05, 2004, 08:23:28 AM »
unless superglue can be made from nude monkeys
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Re: danger!
« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2004, 08:36:09 AM »
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unless superglue can be made from nude monkeys


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Re: danger!
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2004, 09:54:51 AM »
I have to concur with Entropy. Making superglue from nude monkeys does NOT make you any less a sicko.

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Re: danger!
« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2004, 09:56:51 AM »
feh

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Re: danger!
« Reply #44 on: March 05, 2004, 10:35:14 AM »
What about Monkey's jumping on trampolenes? That's hot.
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