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« on: March 02, 2004, 07:18:45 PM »
WARNING: Contains Cyanoacrylate. May cause allergic skin reaction. Skin contact through clothing may cause burns. Avoid contact with skin and eyes. In case of eye contact, flush with water for 15 minutes; call a physician. For skin contact, flush with water. For ingestion, do not induce vomiting; call a physician. If spilled on clothing, flush with large quantities of water. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.

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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2004, 07:58:10 PM »
an adhesive based on the alkyl 2-cyanoacrylites. These adhesives have excellent polymerization and bonding properties. To prevent premature polymerization, inhibitors are added.
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Re: danger!
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2004, 07:59:16 PM »
actually, I was talking about Gemm.

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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2004, 08:01:32 PM »
Oh, you son of a bitch. =P Thats the last time I better myself for you! =P
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2004, 08:02:38 PM »
hey Im bored, I have a federal CHRIS manual, Hawley Chemical dictionary and a DOT emergency guidebook at my fingertips...
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2004, 08:04:43 PM »
a) leave my mother out of it
b) when were you bettering yourself?
c) when was it for me?
d) I still think the best policy is to avoid contact between you and my skin.

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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2004, 08:08:34 PM »
Gay-Lussac's law
A modification of Charles' law to state the following: At constant pressure the volume of a confined gas is proportional to its absolute temperature. The volume of gases involved in a chemical change can always be represented by the  ration of small whole numbers.
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2004, 08:26:05 PM »
You haunt me with chemistry related things.
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2004, 08:39:30 PM »
Gilsonite An asphaltic or solidified hydrocarbon found only in Utah and Colorado, one of the purest natural bitumens. Said to be the first solid hydrocarbon converted into gasoline.
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Use Acid, Alkali, and waterproof coatinfs; black varnishes; lacquers, baking enamals, and japans; wire insulation compounds; linolium and floor tile; paving; insulation; diluent in low grade rubber compounds; a possible source of gasoline, fuel oil (diesel), and metallurgical coke.
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2004, 05:26:43 PM »
or you can say," Hey look, a thing!  And it can become a thing which makes my car move!  It can be dangerous and has a lot of uses!  HOW COOL"
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2004, 05:44:15 PM »
Lol. SE's quest to find a toxin capable of killing even the dreaded donkey kong monkey continues apace.
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Re: danger!
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2004, 07:42:31 PM »
actually, it was just the WalMart version of Super Glue

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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2004, 07:47:31 PM »
Or was it superglue's version of WalMart?   I shall meditate on the subject...
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Re: danger!
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2004, 07:49:26 PM »
you're not half as good at this as Gemm is, btw.

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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2004, 08:08:27 PM »
He's not as good as Gemm because one of them has more IQ points than the other.  Now if only I could figure out which one it is....
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