More dead celebrities

[Fellfrosch]

This time, it's Donald O'Connor and Elia Kazan.

http://www.suntimes.com/index/ebert.html

[Tage]

Well I've never heard of them, so do they really count as celebrities?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I was just going to ask, when are celebrities I've heard of going to die?

[stacer]

Obviously I'm surrounded by a bunch of uncultured louts.   Donald O'Connor was the funny musical sidekick in Singin' in the Rain, among other things. He was also in Francis the Talking Mule, which my dad had multiple videos of when I was in high school. Elia Kazan directed a number of movies from the 40s to the 60s and was one of the founders of the new Method acting. My favorite of his is a Gregory Peck movie called Gentleman's Agreement.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Ok, when are celebrities I *CARE* about going to die?

[House of Mustard]

Elia Kazan happens to be the director of my favorite movie of all time: "On the Waterfront".  If you haven;t seen it, go out and rent it.

He also was ostracized by most of Hollywood for 'naming names' during the McCarthy era.  Good Fun.

[Lieutenant Kije]

Ok, when are celebrities I *CARE* about going to die?

Britney Spears is still pretty young, Saint.  You're going to have to wait awhile.  

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Someone assassinate her! Immediately!

[Mistress of Darkness]

Wait. Let me get this straight.

Saint, you care about Britney Spears?

/me looks frightened.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Care that she's still alive no, care that someone hasn't put her in the dead book, yes.

[Mistress of Darkness]

Okay, now you're scaring me, but in a completely different and more disturbing way.

[Entsuropi]

I care about her body, if thats any consolation. We should imprision her in a block of ice, or a stasis field, so she doesn't get old Not like she is good for ought else anyway.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

... I have no further comment that won't further incriminate me.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

my job is done here

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

On that note (ok, no, it's a similar, yet unrelated note).

My Assassin Priest army has begun to grow. I was originally just going to substitute ninjas. But then a friend recommended I take the "King Noah" example and just ordain my ninjas as priest. So I now have NINJA assassin priests.