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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2003, 05:47:41 PM »
Do I still get to be vice-Lord High Emperor God-King of the Universe?

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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2003, 05:56:14 PM »
Yeah, but you have to go through the Ninja training program and prove your worthiness by "removing" brittney Spears for me.

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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2003, 06:04:06 PM »
Okay.  I'll go through Ninja training, then secuester myself in a remote hermitage while I philosophically disprove the existence of Ms. Spears.  Then I'll just will her out of existence.

Of course, she'll counter with her Brand New Album Affirmation Strike, so then I'll just hire some thugs to pretend to like her music, and then "take care of her" while her guard is down.

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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2003, 07:32:07 PM »
It's good to havea  plan. I don't need to know what the plan is, as long as the end result happens.

Incidentally, the first rule of Ninja is not to be seen, and that extends to your plans. So stop telling everyone what you plan.

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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2003, 09:24:59 PM »
Stab her in a place where nobody will see. Like, above her neck.
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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2003, 09:30:38 PM »
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is another one of those where I want a witty come back, but all I can say is "BWAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

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« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2003, 09:54:22 PM »
It always throws me off when you do that on AIM, since i never know whether you are showing amusement or are taking the piss.
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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2003, 09:56:10 PM »
consider it a ROFLMAO

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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2003, 10:01:16 PM »
But that, also, could be taking the piss. So no matter how you express amusement, unless its a proper response (ie not just laughter) then i tend to automatically regard it as bad feedback.

I have social issues if you hadn't guessed.
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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2003, 10:27:00 PM »
I'm a social issue, I have socially social issues. I like to tell you because, hey, where did my ham go.
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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2003, 10:40:07 PM »
see, i tend to act opposite of that. If I don't respond at all, i'm either dealing with children or trying to find a way to tell you you're being stupid without torqueing you off

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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2003, 05:12:25 AM »
Come on. Brittney Spears clips are great to watch, just so long as you mute the sound on the TV.
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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2003, 08:44:27 AM »
yeah, but those video clips will always exist. when 3d technology is perfected, then maybe we'll let her out of her cage.

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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2003, 01:13:16 PM »
Man, evil plans are no fun unless you get to describe them in great detail to your imminent victims.  I'm dropping out of ninja school.  

Who needs to be vice-Lord High Something Whatever Etc. anyways?  Undisclosed locations get pretty boring after a while.  I'm going for a pizza.  That's my plan everybody!  A pizza!  Anybody else want to come?

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Re: More dead celebrities
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2003, 05:16:27 PM »
see, a famous ninja is a dead ninja. And all those evil villains who reveal their plans? They all get defeated, pretty quickly.