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n8sumsion

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Forklift Training Video
« on: December 07, 2004, 02:28:23 PM »
I've got a short film to share with everyone. If you've all seen it before, just ignore it. But if you haven't seen this before, it is seriously one of the funniest short films I've seen in years.

It's all in German, but don't worry, you'll understand what's going on without having to understand every word that's said. It starts off a little slow, but I guarantee you will not be disappointed if you stick with it.

Stapler Fahrer Klaus
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1000

I'd like to think this is the kind of safety training video Peter Jackson would have made...
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2004, 02:55:09 PM »
yeah, that one's been posted here before.

but that doesn't change that it's hilarious
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2004, 07:44:54 PM »
I know this is probably obvious, but it is, in fact, funnier if you speak German.
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2004, 12:27:56 AM »
dude, that is a great video!  Peter Jackson would be proud
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2004, 01:38:53 AM »
I wish I spoke german. I'm going to have to take this video to work and show the guys that use forklits. You may laugh at a video like this (as I did) but I could see guys at my job do something just like that.
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2004, 01:39:01 AM »
Ok, that was extremely weird.  Now I want to see what the Japanese can do with a forklift training video.
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2004, 05:15:45 PM »
Wow...

Just wow...

That was something else.  

Thanks for sharing.
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2004, 08:51:56 PM »
Ok, that's one wins the "most disturbing thing I've seen this year award"
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2004, 09:19:39 PM »
It is very disturbing, though I would love to be in an actual forkilft training class where that film was shown.
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2004, 04:19:18 AM »
Look...okay...that first post should have come with a HUGE WARNING THAT IT WAS INCREDIBLY GORY AND BLOODY AND X-RATED AND GROSS.

Excuse me while I go claw my eyes out.
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2004, 09:13:23 AM »
It wasn't X-Rated. There was only some painfully fake looking violence. Ok, yes, it was gross. but fake gross too.
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2004, 09:33:25 AM »
Graphic comedic violence.
Sam Raimi would be proud.
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2004, 10:58:51 AM »
I apologize for not giving more of a warning for those who handn't seen it. I promise the next time I post a link to a forklift training video that shows gross bodily dismemberment, I will include the appropriate warnings.
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2004, 07:53:07 PM »
If people were grossed out by that, then stay away form just about any action flick to horror flick that comes out today. That was nothing compared to the Evil Dead series. But still very funny at the same time.
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Re: Forklift Training Video
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2004, 06:46:27 AM »
There are many, many people who stay away from current action/horror flicks. It's far from the best-selling/highest-grossing circles. So what's your point?
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