Advice

[Entsuropi]

SE git owned lolol daym

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Dear EUOL,

My chair squeak. Fix it.

Dear Confuzzled,

There is no Dana. There is only EUOL.

-Dr. SÉ

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

SE git owned lolol daym

Dear... thing.

Are you retarded or something?

-Dr. SÉ

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Dear Confuzzled,

There is no Dana. There is only EUOL.

-Dr. SÉ

Dear SE,

Who are you talking to? no one posted anything having to do with that subject. You need help, ninja monkey psychiatrist help.

from,
Wake Up Call

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Dear sleepy:

Someone obviously needs to watch more classic scifi featuring Bill Murray.

-Dr. SÉ

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Dear EUOL,

You are in grave danger! I have just recieved word that a certain Doctor SaintElhers is going to try and kill you so that he can assume your identity and take credit for your work! You must hurry, time is of the essance.

Written by,

A friend who knows some very good places to lay low for a while.

[MsFish]

*Fish wonders why SE's advice mail is suddenly being addressed to EUOL

Dear Dr. SE,

My room is a mess, and I have no motivation to clean it.  Help!

-Lost Behind Laundry

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Dear Big Behind,

I don't understand. You want motivation? Or you want acceptance. The former is more fulfilling. But the latter is usually sufficient and is much easier.

-Dr. SÉ

[Shrain]

Dear Dr. SÉ,
Do you think monkeys would prefer orange, pink or blue highlighters for Christmas? And don't say that I should get all three colors because I have to save some money for the squirrels, too.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

I can answer this one easy...
Ninja monkeys like the tri sided higlighter because they can use them as throwing stars.

[Shrain]

Ex-cellent... they'll be able to study the art of death in all the old texts of ninja lore, diligently highlighting important passages, and, if need be, their implements of studiousness can double as weapons! What more could ninja monkeys want? Ah, Jeffe, your brilliance is truly astounding! I just hope SE doesn't get jealous, you know...

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Vasca De Gama, coma esta? Joo Carnie! Zinterclaus vas ist das? Nein guetentaug. Meine Augen sind sehr schlecht. Entschuldigen weithin die Ente fressen dur hund.

[MsFish]

Dear Dr. SE,

I am now very self-concious about the size of my rear.

-Insulted

[Nessa]

Dear Dr. SE,

My husband has been spending the last month remodeling the house, and there is still much to do. He wants me to help him, but I'd rather spend my precious free time writing. Should I do what he asks, or embrace my selfish desires?

-Pining for the keyboard

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I can answer this one easy...
Ninja monkeys like the tri sided higlighter because they can use them as throwing stars.

Dear Spy:

You know too much. You know what the consequences of that are.

-Dr. SÉ