These Stupid Titles V

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

You can't fire me, I quit!

Good to see you finally realized why you kept getting laughed off the stage while I was in your employment.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

well at least your coming to terms with your arrogance...

[Shrain]

Whoa, I'm at level 10 now?! Cool. I'm even an almsgiver! (Rats, now that it's public, I won't get all the blessings in heaven!)

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I outed you. BWAHAHAHAH!

[Shrain]

You meanie. You miserable, meanie monkey man!

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

I outed you. BWAHAHAHAH!

In English please.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

That is English. I can't help it if you don't understand.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"I have existed from the morning of the world and I will exist till the last star falls from the night! ALthough I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man! And therefore I am... a god."

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Now it is such a bizarrely impossible coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. The arguement goes something like this:


"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I'm a more powerful deity than that. I refuse to allow poorly thought out logical structures like that get in my way.

[Peter Ahlstrom]

What's NEXT for e? Do you think that you will ever, in all eternity, find out the generation where...

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

hehe. My brother sings the last couple verses "There is no end to Sunday School. THere is no end to this song..."

Much like I sing "High on a mountain top a badger chased a squirell."

Anyway, I predict I will fall again. The early levels were a pattern of that, and it hasn't happened in a very long time (though granted, it takes me several weeks to level now, when it used to take a couple days).

[fuzzyoctopus]

But.... "There is no end to Sunday School" doesn't fit the meter!

I like yours though.  A lot.  I will probably giggle the next time I sing that song.

[Peter Ahlstrom]

it's by John Bytheway.

High on a mountaintop, a badger chased a squirrel. The badger ate him up, and now there is no squirrel. In Deseret, there are no squirrels, and all the badgers are all full.

But my mom says "girls" instead of "full," because then it will rhyme that way...

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Didn't know that was the origin. I never heard the rest of it. The rest of it is kinda... boring....

It doesn't fit the meter, but when you've been practicing "If You Could Hie to Kolob" for 8 straight weeks for Sunday School, your brother singing that instead of the real words causes amused twitters.