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General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: Mistress of Darkness on February 11, 2005, 01:51:18 PM
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Ooops, looks like I've been standing out in a sandstorm again.
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I think there's one to many "r"s in that. Are you sure you're not sandSCARED?
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/me sets Saint on fire
:P
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hey, at least it wasn't a poop joke.
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Exp: 366 / 430
Your cherub days are numbered...
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/me takes note, then puts on his arrow resistant armour
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Wish I had arrow resistant armour. Or arrow *selective* armour, that only let sthrough one particular sort...
*is having complicated life*
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arent we all
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And Saint is . . .
. . . still a Cherub!
Which means that I would have won, if I had wagered, but I was afraid if I did it would spur Saint to actively post to prove me wrong.
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Only 4 posts to go, though.
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heh. I was hoping, but the last few days have been a pain.
And I think you meant 34 more posts, Stacer.
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I think she saw that you had 396 posts and assumed that you only needed 400, rather than 430.
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Yeah, I wasn't paying attention.
But, in honor of V-day and inspired by MoD's change of heart, ;) I've changed my avatar.
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she's back to Evil now...
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*bump*
Oh, honestly....
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Isn't that something like Joseph was in Egypt?
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Hey, you did choose the servitude class.
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Isn't that something like Joseph was in Egypt?
Bwahahaha. I think so!
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So close Joseph!
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I Will Eat These Leafs!
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CLIMAX!
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Well, it was more climatical than Mean Streets... so whatever.
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Gemm you astound! How'd that thing work with that creature of the female persuasion?
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Oh, well yeah. I sort of did it. But at the same time stuck myself in a corner. I stopped her outside after class last night and asked if she wanted a copy of the stuff we were suppose to read for Tuesday since her book hasn't come in yet. So, I asked her when she'd be here tomorrow, and it was between 1 and 3:30. Well, I never did say where to meet. So... yeah. Whoops.
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I hate it when I do that. . . .
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So, anyone like my new Avatar
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LeEfkeeper?!??
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Probably for the same reason I was an Avery keeper instead of an aviary keeper.
Man, that would be funny if every class had a "keeper of something" level that was misspelled.
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Not outside the realm of possibility.
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I'll be the keeper of soles
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and I'll be the keyper of the piece.
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piece of what?
.. wait... don't answer that
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Piece of Mined.
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Gratutous Double-level up post before I go to bed.
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Is the questing Paladin anything like the Questing Beast? Should we expect the sound of a hundred boar hounds to announce your arrival?
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Only if you're special and I feel generous.
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In fact, the sound of "thirty couple of hounds questin' " is really superfluous, with the head of serpent, the feet of a hart and the body of a lion/leopard (k, my memory's a little rusty) I think we'll be able to see him coming quite easily.
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If you were not underage, and I not married, I would be enamoured for your knowledge of Arthuriana.
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:) I'm touched. As a matter of fact, I'm at the point where I open The Once and Future King at a random page and begin reading, rather like I do with Hitch Hiker's. I think I own, in total, 4 or 5 different versions/spin-offs of the Arthurian legend. Avalon all the way!
Yeah, that was my rave. I'm done now.
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Right, that's it!! Who dobbed me in?? Come on, own up...
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Karen just started reading Connecticut Yankee to me. Great fun.
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Yeah, those are both fun versions. The one we read for evil story time was very interesting as well. I have a huge list of arthurian material to read. I should probably get started sometime.
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And the verdict is...
Washmaid.
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47, and you're a WASHMAID? That's harsh.
Who comes up with these, anyway?
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Well, the servitude class is my creation.
It's not so much about gaining greater power or prestige as giving humble service to others in a quiet and often over-looked manner. The student of servitude progresses along a non-linear path that seeks fullfillment in the seemingly mundane. Deriving great power from the un-notticed and un-appreciated. It is a zen-like calling, for those seeking true inner-peace and prosperity.
Plus, it's the only class that lets you become objects.
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The sort of class I would like to think I would enjoy being, but really I'd be being pretentious to do so.
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The hero of the suns? Thats a really crappy class to have in a country where the default sky colour is grey. Or gray? Whichever.
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yeah, you just favor the underdog.
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Still irritated that someone betrayed me.
Come on, own up.
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well, I just engineered the betrayal. I was never on your side in the first place :D
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Feel free to blame me for the betrayal. I appreciate the notoriety.
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Sweet, I'm on track to return to Lord High Emperor God-King. I'm the DESTROYING ANGEL! I'm Jedi Jules!
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*blames Kije*
Cause we all need a scapegoat.
Now that's over with, I can settle into enjoying being betrayed ( at least for a few days...)
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And because it's just fun to blame Kije. For anything. Or everything.
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Or even nothing. Does it matter?
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A lightblade sounds cool, I want one in real life.
Is that like a Lightsabre renamed to keep Lucas' lawyers off your backs?
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I don't think so. It's not even like a lightsaber.
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I'll hurt you.
Lightsabres obviously have much more tradition and finesse than lightsabers. Lightsabers are a crude, mass produced, bastardised version of the lightsabre.
Plus, the Lightsabre has a "Koala Bash" mode on it. and a stubbie holder.
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whats a stubbie?
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Jeffe, Jeffe, be a man, drink a Stubbie, not a can!
A Stubbie is a glass bottle that holds beer. A Stubbie holder is a device, usually foam, that keeps the beer cold and your hand not numb from holding it.
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seeing as a lightsaber is all we've actually seen in the movies, and it does actually cut through whatever those blast doors are made out of, I'm certain they can handle your weak koalas.
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Maybe. I did break a Chainsaw once when I hit a Koala trying to chop through a tree.
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The koala was trying to chop through the tree? Or you were?
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Misplaced modifier. Ten yard penalty. 2nd down.
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going after koala's with a chainsaw again hunh...
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JP has a *Chainsaw* ??
If I weren't such a hermit, I'd be calling the nice men in white suits.
I feel like I should be advocating passive resistance, or something.
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"Here come the people in grey to take me away."
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I despair... but despair is part of being a shrub
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Hopeless bleak despair: it was everywhere, until one day it disappeared in a puff of smoke -- in an unceremonious way.
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The only lesson we can learn from what Saint E just said:
Smoking makes you despair.
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actually, I was just quoting some lyrics.
But actually, the despair disappeared in a puff of smoke. So the lesson of the quote is that smoking drives despair away.
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Yeah, actually, I saw that too.
I was just trying to come up with a moral, not an "im-moral" out of that. =þ
What's the literary term for that? "antimoral"?
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bye, bye High Ward.
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Light Ward! There seems to be an altitude sickness theme somewhere here.
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yeah well Ive been a shrub for 2 levels...
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Someone's sadistic.
I'm sick of this cave. So maybe if I post about it it will go away.
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Will the Peasantdom ever end?
I mean, it's nice not being a wastrel and all . . .
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pfft. 5th level. You haven't even BEGUN to see the indignities of your class.
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That's sort of scary.
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Awesome. I'm still living in a cave, but I'm enlightened. Can I have a cave with *cable* at least?
>:(
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that's what being enlightened means: you managed to get cable.
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.............w00t.
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My title is > yours.
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ah, someone else has finally moved out of the "titles made" territory.
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Heh. I'm #5! Beat EUOL finally. Though Gemm is sneaking up with his cool lyrics.
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Gah! I'm flea-ridden again! I just got rid of those dang things!
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It's probably just the Ninja Monkeys sharing again.
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Congrats, Entropy!
Looks like I have to do a little more planning.
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Ok, BEFORE the fact, I'd like to publically speculate that the title coming after "Handmaid" is probably something like "Footmaid."
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I a FULL wizard now. this is good because I was tired of being hungry all the time.
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This is also good because full wizards don't have to use linking verbs. ;)
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Linking verbs beneath Full Wizard they are.
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Of course. Handmaid, hand-towel.
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*bump*
time for more levels, EUOL.
What shall I be next? Am I on the track for Lord High Emperor God-King again? Or shall I fall once more? Or shall I reincarnate as something completely different! Who knows! No one but EUOL! No one but EUOL.
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Oh, so this is where we go to complain about our titles.
Now I know.
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adn knowing is... nevermind
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yeah its like being a shrub for 3 levels and then suddenly becoming a tree.
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Of course. Handmaid, hand-towel.
Fuzzyoctopus, now that you are a Hand-Towel it makes you even more fuzzy and fearsome! ;)
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linty too
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Rawr! Fear my lint!
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Oh we do,... we do!
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LOL. ;D
You guys are great.
This certainly isn't helping my insomnia. I may never sleep again...
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that could be the plan.. ;D
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Those levels without names are a disgrace!!! Someone must remedy them immediately.
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*Sniff*... I only just noticed my lonliness
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Cheer up at least you didnt become some sort of vegitation yet.
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I could deal with being a tree.
Probably not a shrub, though :P
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But a shrub you will be young padawan...
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...what have I got myself into?
(If anyone says I'm going to become a Shrub, I'll cry. I really will.)
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You are going to be. A shurbery! But a very nice one. With tiers. And pagodas.
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It isn't *pagodas*, it's a split level one with a sundial and a little path running down the middle. And not too expensive!
Hey, at least I'm not a herring.
Why do I have a sudden sense of impending, herring-like doom?
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I take it back. Put the herrings in the soup.
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Look at me. I have a fly on my forehead.
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Ah!! I've been betrayed! Which one of you was it? . . . Come on, confess. Who betrayed me? Was it Fell, EUOL, SE . . . one of you are trying to take me down, well it's not gonna work!
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well, it obviously wasn't me. To be betrayed you would have had to have trusted me in the first place.
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And who would trust an "86"?
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no one. Not even me.
Which is why I wish EUOL would update my titles sometime really soon.
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Gratuitous level up post.
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...and I'm no longer a Paladin. I can kill dragons though. Watch out, Dragons.
The real question is if I can kill Dragoffs.
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What about Dragqueens?
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I think they're too scary, even for JP.
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I have yet to meet anything too scary for JP.
Actually, he did mention a thread the other night that was scaring him, so I take it back
More gratuitous level-upping.
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Well, regarding my current title, I have to say I'm glad I got my fleas back. They went away for a little while and I was getting lonely.
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I'm *still* an 86. When one of you sees EUOL, have him fix that, will you?
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I will try to remember to mention it. However, I have a notoriously bad memory, so if I forget I apologize. When I have something really important to ask him and I'm afraid I will forget I usually send him an email. He always reads his email and then we can discuss it later. So, if you haven't, I'd send him a gentle reminder by email.
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I'm so bad at remembering things I want to talk about later. I end up having to interrupt conversations or email people (depending on their proximity) if I really want to talk about it. Which usually leaves me with a blank mind when I do want to talk to someone. So I've been storing up in my mind several things these last couple of days, repeating the subjects to myself, so that I'll remember them the next time. It's so dumb, but the proof is that Saturday night, I could only think of one thing to ask Ryan about, then retreated back to my corner, because I'd forgotten all the other things about Revenge of the Sith I'd wanted to discuss with him. :(
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Yea, that's me. If it is a serious subject, I have to practice conversations over and over again in my head, mostly to help me remember what I want to say and partly to give myself a pep talk. And, like I said, sometimes the moment I am thinking of it I will call or email the person because I just*know* I will forget later. I have done this several times with EUOL. He understands because he can be forgetful too. The best, though, is when one of us asks the other to remind us of something. Invariably the other gives the one a look and says, "You're asking ME to remember?"
I commented to MsFish that if EUOL and I ever did get married, we'd probably forget and leave our children at the grocery store enough times they'd be traumatized. ;)
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"When we're old, you'll have to remind me to put my teeth in. I'll just be walking around, smacking my gums..."
"I'll wait."
"You'll wait? Why?"
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ok, well, why don't you talk about what comes up?
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ok, well, why don't you talk about what comes up?
Huh? I'm not sure what you mean? Do you mean just let the conversation happen naturally?
I do that too. But sometimes there are things that I need to remember. For example, I needed to discuss with EUOL whether he was going to my family's cabin over Fourth of July weekend, and whether we could ride up together or if I needed to carpool with my family. My mom kept asking me about it, and I kept forgetting to ask EUOL, so I wrote notes and things to remind me, and finally I remembered to ask. Those are the times that I have to remind myself to remember.
I feel kind of like Neville Longbottom with his remembral. It lights up when there's something he needs to remember, but he can't remember what he has forgotten. My *mind* is a remembral at times. Pretty lights but no recall. J/k ;D
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I freeze. Lately, I mean. Before, when it was just normal friends, no problems. But now that we've been on a couple dates, I freeze. Don't ask me why. I guess the main thing is I don't know how to act. I've had too many bad experiences, I guess, in which I thought I was on the same page as the guy but turned out to be wayyyy wrong.
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Chimera, oh, yeah. I'm like that with bills or chores. I usually have something to talk about though.
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Yea, that's me. If it is a serious subject, I have to practice conversations over and over again in my head, mostly to help me remember what I want to say and partly to give myself a pep talk.
I guess I should clarify more. There are times that I do this, like if there is something in the relationship that I feel we need to discuss, and I don't want to plunge into it or get overly caught up in how I am feeling and not listen to the other person. Communication is very important, and how you approach it often determines whether the conversation is beneficial to both or just deteriorates into accusations and a sobfest.
In my opinion, it goes back to how girls and guys think and communicate differently. I have found that often I am thinking about the relationship, and EUOL is content to just hang out. One time after we had just had a serious discussion and it was silent for a few minutes, I asked EUOL what he was thinking about. He said, "You really shouldn't ask me that," and then said he was thinking about the brand of DVD player my roommates had and how it was the same brand he and Spriggan had bought for their mom. Then he said, "You're probably still thinking about us. I'm thinking about the DVD player." And that was true.
Which only reinforces my belief that I need to think about what I say in a DTR ahead of time. If I'm going to keep EUOL's mind on us and not on DVD players during a conversation, I want to have my positions well-thought-out ahead of time. Also, If I don't think it out ahead of time, sometimes I'm not sure if my concern is valid. I need to process it and convince myself that yes in fact such and such need is not being met, and it would only hurt the relationship if I did not bring it up. And even then I have to keep reassuring myself of this, because I'm a big chicken at times when it comes to confrontation.
This doesn't make me dislike EUOL, it just makes me evaluate the best way to communicate so we both get what we want. Women and men think, feel, and communicate differently, and it takes work and some strategy to come to the point where you are both on the same page.
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You make relationships sound like a grand game of manipulating the other person into thinking what you want.
I thought that was reserved until marriage?
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If that's how it came across, then I failed. :-/
I don't think relationships are about manipulating each other, but about learning to understand each other. I was discussing communication strategies, which I think improve every relationship--with family, with friends, and with significant others. And dating is practice for marriage--it is important to start early on to communicate effectively with each other.
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see, the very fact that you think that DTRs are necessary and or desirable shows that you think 100% different than a guy.
To a guy, you talk about marriage, dating, how long till either it will be, etc, when it comes up. You don't call a special meeting, open with a prayer and a hymn, and pass around refreshments at the end (i mean, preferably, the refreshments are omni-present). Girls want this ultra-formalized, and frankly, that scares a lot of guys. Don't PLAN on a DTR -- avoid them altogether if possible.
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Don't PLAN on a DTR -- avoid them altogether if possible.
But then that is just ignoring what the girl wants in favor of what the guy wants, not coming to a compromise.
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I think what SE is saying is that what the guy wants is to not have to use his 'i'm concerned and thinking hard about what you are saying' face for more than 5 minutes at a time.
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:D
Okay, I'll give you that, no one wants sore face muscles.
But I don't think avoiding any discussion is the way to communicate effectively. Neither person is a mind-reader--you have to vocalize what you are thinking occasionally.
Not all the time of course. Even I don't want to discuss serious things all the time. Have you seen some of my posts? I like to joke around a lot, to be silly and frivolous, to laugh. But I don't think that never having a DTR is a solution.
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DTR
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Dead to Rights? Death to Ribonucleic acid? Down to Raleigh?
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To a guy, you talk about marriage, dating, how long till either it will be, etc, when it comes up. You don't call a special meeting, open with a prayer and a hymn, and pass around refreshments at the end (i mean, preferably, the refreshments are omni-present). Girls want this ultra-formalized, and frankly, that scares a lot of guys. Don't PLAN on a DTR -- avoid them altogether if possible.
I just reread your post SE and I want to make sure that I am being clear.
I don't formally "plan" a DTR with a prayer and hymn and refreshments and so forth. :) But if I have a concern, I like to think about it ahead of time, and make sure that I understand it from a rational point of view. If it makes sense rationally, I know that I am not being petty and petulant and overly emotional (as I, like many females, can sometimes be). If it doesn't make sense rationally, then I will re-evaluate my feelings and whether or not it needs to be brought up with EUOL at all. That is the "planning" I do ahead of time, the converstation points I bring up in my mind before I even vocalize anything to EUOL.
see, the very fact that you think that DTRs are necessary and or desirable shows that you think 100% different than a guy.
I agree with you on this completely. Men and women think differently. Men tend to think very logically--EUOL in particular. Women tend to (notice the disclaimers here, I'm not making definitive statements but observations) think emotionally. If I want EUOL to understand my emotions (which are not always logical), then I need to present them in a way that makes sense to his logical mind. Only when we understand where each of us is coming from can we deal with the issue. And issues come up all the time, even in healthy relationships. Some are very minor, and some are more major. Ignoring my concerns, though, only makes me feel resentful and misunderstood--until I remind myself that EUOL can't know what I am thinking unless I tell him plainly. Very plainly. :)
And Entropy.--if you see that as manipulation, then I don't know how to counter that.
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DTR is a Utah/Mormon term for "Define The Relationship"--a talk in which you discuss aspects of your relationship. Usually people associate this with girls wanting to do it too much and guys fleeing at even the mention of the word.
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I was just talking about regular conversation, myself. DTRs are a whole 'nother matter. And I agree with Chimera on them.
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why does needing to share your feelings have to translate into an ultra-serious production? Why does it always have to leave everyone exhausted?
Why does it have to be so significant it needs a label other than conversation?
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again, let me be clear. I did not ever say, or imply, that we should never talk about feelings. I resent the ritual that girls surround such conversation with, and I think it feels manipulative and often accusatory to guys. And that's why I'm against something called a DTR.
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Okay, then let's not call it that. No labels--just conversation.
But I still maintain that guys and girls think and communicate differently, and that is why communication strategies are helpful. I don't think that using strategies, like thinking about what you are going to say ahead of time, is manipulative. I have to do that with my parents as well, because they think entirely differently than I do.
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Personally, I don't make it a big production. It's just a quiet talk. But I've thought about what I wanted to say because things have come to a point where you have to say something more clearly, usually. I usually figure that if there's a need for a DTR, one or the other person isn't really "there" in a relationship, so it's really a break-up talk (even if it isn't officially a relationship). It a defining that it isn't a relationship, basically. I've had a lot of success in the early parts of relationships to just use hints and suggestions effectively to express my interest--if the guy picks up on it, I assume mutual interest, and if not, then not. The problem comes when he shows the signs of mutual interest but there's other things going on, mixed signals. It depends on the level of friendship already there whether it deserves a DTR or just to drop it cold. If you're already friends with the person, the best way to preserve the friendship is to DTR, I think, clear the air, allow feelings to heal.
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I guess the problem I am seeing in this discussion is how we use the term DTR. Apparently we are not communicating effectively in this communication about communication effectively. ;) J/K
I use the term loosely. I use it to mean any aspect of a relationship, not only life-altering decisions. I believe (catch the disclaimer again) stacer and SE are using it to mean some painful, long, drawn-out and emotional discussion that determines whether or not you will stay together. Sometimes you just have to discuss something small but important. Does that count as a DTR? I don't know.
For example, there are times when EUOL has said something that hurt my feelings. I *know* in my heart that he is not purposely trying to hurt me. I *know* I can be overly sensitive. I *know* that there are times that I infer something from the words EUOL used that he was not implying. We all do! So I feel a need to bring it up in another conversation. Otherwise, he has no idea that I am feeling hurt. How can he, unless I tell him? He may be powerful, but he's not a mindreader!
But before I tell him that what he said hurt me, I like to think it through very carefully, to make sure I am not being irrational. Because you are both right--too much examination of the relationship is not healthy. So I have to ask myself, "Is this worth bringing up? Is this a valid concern? Will it help or hurt the relationship?" Because there has to be a balance of letting the relationship grow naturally and examining it to see if it needs more fertilizer or water or sun.
But, in this case, you can't give the plant what it wants unless the plant tells you. But, wait, no--now I'm the plant, when I meant the relationship was a plant.
Never mind. Ignore what I said about plants. It's gotten all convoluted. Stupid metaphor!
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That's *not* a DTR, it doesn't even fit the description. A DTR is a conversation where you establish if you should stay together, why you're together, what kind of future you have together, what your friends are saying, etc.
Telling someone they (maybe inadvertantly) hurt your feelings is not a DTR. Or else most discussions are DTRs
Anyway, just tell EUOL I want a title before i become an 87
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I guess the problem I am seeing in this discussion is how we use the term DTR. Apparently we are not communicating effectively in this communication about communication effectively. ;) J/K
Metacommunication.
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is it metamiscommunication? or mismetacommunication?
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metamiscausationalcommunicationalism
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Anyway, just tell EUOL I want a title before i become an 87
Dully noted. I'll send him an email right now (because I'll forget otherwise, I can guarentee it).
??? <--Chimera looking blank and confused, which happens when she is hungry. Never forget to feed your chimera.
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Duly noted?
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??? <--Chimera looking blank and confused, which happens when she is hungry. Never forget to feed your chimera.
I could say the same for Stacers. I should go eat lunch, but it feels like I haven't accomplished anything this morning--after answering a few emails, I had to go to HAZCOM training, which lasted till about an hour ago, and I'm finding it hard to concentrate now I'm back.
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Duly noted?
Heh. I used dully in place of duly.
See what I mean about ??? It is definitely time for me to go eat lunch, too, so my brain can start functioning again.
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Well, I'm off to search out some fried rice or a baked potato or something. I'll be back around in about a half hour.
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Oo oo oo! I leveled again already. All this ranting is paying off. But my fleas have once again deserted me, now that I am a successful panhandler.
Fleas are like that. Always taking off when you are clean and successful. Back-stabbing fleas!
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Bing!
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So I went from Archangel to Gatekeeper.
Is that like, the Gates of Heaven?
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No, the gates of bree.
"Damn it all, a guy drops his flaming sword and all of a sudden it's like 'oh no, we never liked you' and 'it's not you, it's us'. Bastards... now i'm stuck guarding this piece of crap wooden gate, where it rains and guys in black push a guy over all the time. Bah."
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I graduated from favorable Peasanthood to become a servant?
It's almost enough to make one want a demotion.
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Peasants weren't paid. Servants are.
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weren't there a couple levels (like 85) we never saw the title for? Now we'll have to wait for someone else in that class to get that high?!?!
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get that high
What do students of light magic smoke when they want to get high?
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Peasants weren't paid. Servants are.
So does that mean that you moderators are going to start paying JadeKnight now? When do I get my salary? ;D
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I dunno, but I went to Puff the Magic Dragon, and being the dragon slayer that I am, I smoked him.
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...Touche.
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Level 85 was Archangel. There were some we didn't see long, long ago, but right now it takes me so long to level that EUOL can take a week and a half to update and we still see them.
I didn't say *we* paid servants, just that they theoretically are paid.
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Dang.
Are you sure? I could use the money.
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well, I'm sure that *I* won't be paying anyone anything.
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So I'm a juggler now. ::)
I just want all of you to know that I am serious about my art! This is no namby-pamby juggling of rubber balls or stuffed animals or wet noodles or anything like that. No, this is hardcore. I juggle gleaming scimitars and revved chainsaws and live tigers, among other things.
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pfft. That's kid stuff. I juggle two jobs, a family, management of three web sites, and in my spare time i game and write.
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So, SE, that's gleaming scimitars, live tigers, and a revved chainsaw. And some ninja monkeys on the side. Got it.
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What in the deep, dark, river Styx is a scretch?
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The very bottom of the food chain
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Obviously not.
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Why not? The titles aren't usually complimentary--not until you get to level 50 or so, it seems. And to be something really vile, it is entirely plausible for it to be the bait for the creature at the very bottom of the food chain. That would then make you, Scretch Bait, the lowest of the low.
Until you reach level 19, of course.
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actually, you're a student od Dark Magic, right? i think the story behind that is that a skretch is a being that is used for material components for dark magic spells. You're being used as bait so they can catch them.
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I would guess you are right SE, but did EUOL just make scretches up, or are they really a type of Fantastical creature?
Chimera, think about it. What do you use to bait a fish? usually worms. That means that worms are lower on the food chain than fish. So fish can't be the bottom of the food chain. Think about it for a while, it will come. ;)
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*Chimera concedes*
Curse you, Aqua Scum!
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The world was made up by EUOL, Archon. The WORLD.
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Finally I get the respect I deserve.
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I look forward to you reaching level 100.
Because then I'll get jam to hack it and change your title every other day.
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It was doing that anyway till I got to level 55 or so.
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Goodbye Full Wizard, Hello...
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I cast magic missle. :P
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If you're a Mage Of Light, why did you have to cast magic missile?
ROFL
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Nice--both of you. I'd give you a cookie, but I'm lazy.
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I think they should be put in the corner for using a reference only slightly less cliche than All Your Base.
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It's not my fault I got a cliche title, which completely deserved a cliche response.
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No, it's not. But that doesn't change that you deserve to go in the corner.
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The corner is where all the cool people go.
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only if they cast a worthless magic missle to attack the darkness.
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I never said that I was attacking the darkness with my magic missle. In fact, I was attacking the invisible lord of undead bunny rabbits.
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yeah, his name is the darkness. He doesn't capitalize. Like e.e. cummings.
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No, I'm pretty sure his name is Snuggles, but you may call him the darkness if it makes you feel better.
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that's not what he told me.
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Deception is one of his strong suits.
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I wish I had a strong suit that I could give a name like Deception. I'd probably call it Brutality and have it colored pink and turquoise. That'd show... somebody.
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EUOL and I decided that my Super Power is "Turns Anything into an Insult." I can make anything you say to me, even if it is highly complimentary, into something uncomplimentary. It drives EUOL mad. :-[
I have a Super Weakness, too, but I shall never reveal it.
Perhaps MsFish will reveal hers, though. It's hilarious.
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Didn't we already discover it with your susceptibility to being run over by the Batmobile?
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I leveled and became...a circus performer!
I'm not liking the direction my career is taking. Can I change majors/classes? ;)
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soon you will be a ninja monkey, and mine to control!
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Ninja monkey = cool 8)
Being controlled by SE = not cool :P
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You only say that because you've never tried it.
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Benevolent?? What is this?
Nobody here knows me *sigh*
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If it is any consolation Gopher, I will make sure never to call you benevolent. ;) j/k
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Maybe if you hadn't registered as a Student of Light Magic....
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*Sigh* They didn't say they would associate me with *benevolence* in the contract.
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That's because I wrote the contract, and I'm forgetful, lazy and tend to randomly paste segments from 40k fluff into the legal stuff.
Adds more... tingly.
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YAY! I'm free of Peasantdom!
... and at least I'm now honourable.
(dés crouaîsis)
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finally a titile that descripes my hobbies........
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YAY! No more servitude!
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YAY! No more servitude!
You are such a level promotion whore.
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Hey, it sucks being a servant. I'm glad to be a free man.
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Please, do not post a series of one word posts just to level.
Certain moderators have been known to delete such post and severly flog the poster.
You can just use the modify button to add to you post, if needed.
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Don't get jealous EUOL, but I've just become the Main Attraction around here. ;) :-*
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Uncertain?
I can tell you that it's not the mage that's uncertain. Stupid indecisive title-writer.
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I'm once again unsure that this rank is an improvement over the last.
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She turned me into a...FROG!
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man, I can remember when I posted on this thread like, every other day. Now I'm lucky if I gain a level once a month.
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Bored Acrobat? I liked Main Attraction much better.
Oh well. It wasn't like I could stop posting.
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So I take the student of light magic path and end up as a Dark Magic Dabbler.
That's just depressing.
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sorta like when I ended up going to hell or something. Being a student of divinity.
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I think I preferred being a Wounded Page.
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Well just savor the moments you have, because, by the sounds of it, you are soon to be a dead page.
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What is a Cosplayer? It's not in the dictionary, so I assume some evil mastermind made it up to confuse me.
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&oi=defmore&defl=en&q=define:Cosplay
I think we had this discussion the last time someone reached that level. Generally looked down upon by the rest of us geeks.
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Well if you look like any of the first few images listed on google in that search none of the guys here would complain, but its once you start going down Man-Fay's road that scares 110% of the population.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&oi=defmore&defl=en&q=define%3ACosplay&sa=N&tab=wi
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I am ashamed of my title. I shall have to hide in disgrace from all other geeks. Or post till my fingers ache and I have fled this terrible stigma.
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Yes, I agree.
It's YOUR fault I'm a scared paged!
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YAY! No more pageness!
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Ah ha! I'm apparently blind, because here this thread is.
I don't want to be a bored politician anymore! It was so much easier to level in the Night Crew days.
Superfly Night Crew, where art thou?
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I belive its superfly night crew assemble!!!
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Hooray! I have left behind the horrible stigma of being a cosplayer.
Though now I am a performer, which is decidedly boring.
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Just wait until you're a bored politician.
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at some point it all goes back to cosplay
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I'm going to rant about my title so the correct thread of "These Stupid Titles" gets back on the front page.
So...um...popular actor. Well, I guess I always wanted to be popular. And an actress. My mom always said I was dramatic (but not in an "encouraging you to go into it as a career" way, more of a "stop being such a drama queen, you angsty teenage girl" way).
TWG can really make your dreams come true! :P
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you try being level 70 and 71... and then complain....
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Thank you, Chimera. I tried to post on this thread a few days ago, and couldn't find it. Maybe we could anchor this one? Or link it somewhere?
Or I can just keep losing it, either way.
Anyway, what I wanted to say was:
I'm an identity thief! How cool is THAT?
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about as cool as the hat your fish is wearing.
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In other words: uber-cool. ;D
(I love the word uber. Did you know that just about any phrase can be made better by putting uber in it? Well, when it applies, of course.)
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I would like to know who denoted that if a person were to dabble into the dark arts that they would need to have uber (your right Chimera, it does make these weird word things better!) scribe skills. I might also note that I have an urging to cause severe physical harm to them. (Okay, maybe just minor physical harm)
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I'm jealous of you people who get to whine about yoru titles. I mean, not only does my tittle only update once a month or less, but recently they've all been cool titles!
Oh wait, that means I'm cool
me > you
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Well, here's hoping I'm no longer expelled.
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Looks like I tripped.
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It must be the sweater.
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I am indignant Swrodsman.
If I knew how to proofread forum code, I'd do so now.
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swrods can be sharp...
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You'll survive. Jam Paladin went through it last summer.
Y'know, I didn't notice that
I did in fact give up my sword for a swrod, to celebrate Spriggan Spelling Day.
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Jams not doing very well if his LJ is to be belived....
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What? I'm a Hermit now? How'd I manage that?
Shoot, I have no clue how those little attributes add up to these stupid titles.
Before, I was a Betrayed Overlord. A nobody, true, but a nobody who used to be somebody. Oodles of bygone glory and power, you know. Now I'm just a lowly nobody who actually chose to be a nobody. *grumble*
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the attributes don't add up. The title matches the level you are in your class. Sorta like 1st ed. AD&D
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Sweet! I'm an Arrogant Scribe, that's way better than being a stupid master scribe. :)
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maybe you're *my* scribe as I write time.
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If SE writes time, why can't he successfully finish nanowrimo on time?
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I haven't finished writing that month yet.
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Hoping to pass from level 5 Betrayed Overlord...but already knowing that another stupid title awaits.
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Yay! I'm a hermit again!
wait... ???
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Yay! I'm a hermit again!
wait... ???
Welcome, welcome back to the fold of hermitdom! Don't you know that hermits always have more fun? Oh... wait, maybe that's "Overlords always have more fun." Huh. Always nice to have another fellow hermit, though, anyhow. ;D
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you're *my* scribe as I write time.
I arrogantly resent that.
With arrogant resentmant!
But I say, If you are the one writing Time then why for the love of Pete do you need a scribe? Mayhaps I should ask Dr. SE.
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My husband looked at this board the other day and saw my title.
"Haha," he said. "You're a level 54 doorstep!"
"Doorstop," I sniffed, trying to sound dignified.
He just doesn't get it. ;D
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It's a misnomer, actually. I'm more of a composer than a writer when it comes to time. I ad lib a lot of this stuff, so I need someone to write it all down for me.
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haha. I could get used to my new title. It makes me sound so charmingly philanthropic! ;)
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It's a misnomer, actually. I'm more of a composer than a writer when it comes to time. I ad lib a lot of this stuff, so I need someone to write it all down for me.
You've obviously been fooled by an imposter me because I can't read or write any form of verse, poem, notes,or any of those weird music things with the squigly lines. It was probably Lightening Eater, who is jealous of my masterful awesomeness. Because of this he is willing to work under any horrible conditions (such as the ones presented working with you) so that he may feel even a small piece of what it is to be me.
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See, that's the point. You aren't making up any of that stuff. You're just writing down what I dictate.
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Yes, but if I don't know what any of it means then how can I know what I'm writing down? You could create something akin to Mozart and have it come out like the Barney theme song with me scribing.
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Hey look! I'm rich! There's something I never thought I'd live to see.
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Yes, but if I don't know what any of it means then how can I know what I'm writing down? You could create something akin to Mozart and have it come out like the Barney theme song with me scribing.
That explains so much. Dude, your fired.
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You can't fire me, I quit!
Good to see you finally realized why you kept getting laughed off the stage while I was in your employment.
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well at least your coming to terms with your arrogance...
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Whoa, I'm at level 10 now?! Cool. I'm even an almsgiver! (Rats, now that it's public, I won't get all the blessings in heaven!)
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I outed you. BWAHAHAHAH!
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You meanie. You miserable, meanie monkey man! :'(
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I outed you. BWAHAHAHAH!
In English please.
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That is English. I can't help it if you don't understand.
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"I have existed from the morning of the world and I will exist till the last star falls from the night! ALthough I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man! And therefore I am... a god."
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Now it is such a bizarrely impossible coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. The arguement goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.
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I'm a more powerful deity than that. I refuse to allow poorly thought out logical structures like that get in my way.
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What's NEXT for e? Do you think that you will ever, in all eternity, find out the generation where...
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hehe. My brother sings the last couple verses "There is no end to Sunday School. THere is no end to this song..."
Much like I sing "High on a mountain top a badger chased a squirell."
Anyway, I predict I will fall again. The early levels were a pattern of that, and it hasn't happened in a very long time (though granted, it takes me several weeks to level now, when it used to take a couple days).
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But.... "There is no end to Sunday School" doesn't fit the meter!
I like yours though. A lot. I will probably giggle the next time I sing that song.
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it's by John Bytheway.
High on a mountaintop, a badger chased a squirrel. The badger ate him up, and now there is no squirrel. In Deseret, there are no squirrels, and all the badgers are all full.
But my mom says "girls" instead of "full," because then it will rhyme that way...
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Didn't know that was the origin. I never heard the rest of it. The rest of it is kinda... boring....
It doesn't fit the meter, but when you've been practicing "If You Could Hie to Kolob" for 8 straight weeks for Sunday School, your brother singing that instead of the real words causes amused twitters.
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mmmm tangents.
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I love how my new defensive dark magic spell is "armor of darkness." Shop smart: shop S-Mart.
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Im level 72 and thats all!
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The University is going down the tubes, believe you me.
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No, your title is "72," which is the 72nd level in the student of nature class.
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not anymore... thanks to a snaffu my class changed to martial arts...
so Im a level 72 martial artist.
Id like to be a student of nature again.
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Apparently I'm bored now. Not boring, but bored.
What happened to my passion?!
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I think it left when you started listening to the Asian Backstreet Boys
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Aargh! I've been mugged! What gives?
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I came back and got promoted to a Knight of the Suns. Given I would expect there to typically only be a single sun, I'm guessing I must have been smoking something REALLY good. Or just got bludgened around the head with a mace a few times and so I'm seeing double.
Either way, a night of suns sounds like someone has their circadian rythms messed up.
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About to cease being a lonely hermit...
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You now invite other hermits to come eat at your place.
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As a once-hermit, I'd come over, but I'd better not. It seems that I'm "recovering" from something right now. Funny, I don't feel sick. . .
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This is ridiculous. I don't want to be a scholar, 'specially since the only difference between it and being a scribe is the amount of reading over writing I dew. Besides, at least then I was an arrogant scribe. :( ;)
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Just Dew It
And let the dews distill upon your mind.
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do the dew!
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Lol, I was wondering whether anyone would notice that.
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You're on a forum full of writers and editors who love to make fun of people for spelling and grammatical errors and you wondered if anyone would notice?
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And yet it still took them almost two days to spot it...
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two and a half, actually. And that's only because you posted on the weekend. I hadn't looked at the message board since you posted it. So :P
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and because you don't matter.
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I'm just going to increase the sense of anticipation and tension:
I level in 19 more posts. What am I once I transcend godhood?
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I predict that you go back to being a number. But perhaps that number will be 42.
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for some inexplicable reason, I actually believe EUOL has me covered to level 100.
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well I havent been covered for many, many levels.
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I'm just going to increase the sense of anticipation and tension:
I level in 19 more posts. What am I once I transcend godhood?
Ooh. Exciting! Yet I fear that a dark possibility could be awaiting one so powerful. What if, god forbid (hehe), you won't "transcend" anything after all, but, rather, plummet in the opposite direction? Knowing EUOL, you might just become The Fallen One or some other tragically demoted being. Oh, the glorious wake we could throw for you, should such a tragedy occur! ;D
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he already was dead..
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Yeah, I've alredy died and gone to hell. If anything, if I fall, I'll RULE hell.
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that quotes from Milton I think.
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Who's fault? None but my own.
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God is dead?! :o
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and thats a smashing pumpkins song.
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Who can think of pumpkins at a time like this! *sniff*
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and resurrected
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/me wipes her eyes in blessed relief.
Whew. That was close...
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and then he became a jelly doughnut.
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No. I *jumped* through a donut. Just like they did on star trek. I'm gonna be cool.
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...and covered in a whole lotta sticky jam. Mmmm.
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Star Trek 5 right...
what does god need with a star ship?
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Even god needs cool toys!
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your god's a cool toy!
:P
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This thread just got that much weirder.
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weird enough to sqeeze out enough posts for the win?
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pretty much. Yeah.
You guys are totally going to be destroyed, btw. I'm the god of war, which means I control the valkyrie monkeys as well as the ninja ones.
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oh no! now your a horrible PS2 Game!
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Now you're just a god over one thing, instead of a god in general. Or...wait. A general god. Whatever.
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Yeah, but at least I know the difference between "your" and "you're."
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Uh. I spelled it right.
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Then I probably wasn't talking to you, was I?
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So snippy, you are! lol. God of War is a pretty good promotion, though.
Hey, look, I'm going to level up with this post. Coool.
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Snippy is my middle name. God of War Snippy Saint Ehlers Man.
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the third.
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Ah, well, lucky for e, I am now authorized to absolve him of the sin of snippyness.
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NOOO! Not the dolphins!
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My charity days of soup kitchen ownership are over. Sigh
Edit: Now I perform charity in other ways. Instead of soup, now I give alms! Bah! They'll just spend it on alcohol anyway.
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Repentant Hermit? One does not need to repent from hermitage. >:(
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You have yet to see the folly of your ways, how can you be repentant? :P
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42 is special like that.
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But no more than anyone else.
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It's not hermitage that he's repenting over. I can't tell you what the repentence is about. It's too horrible for me to describe here.
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I can tell you it involves toast, a small child and a whole ham.
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I note with some dismay that I'm now an arcane scholar.
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I don't know where else to put this, but this holiday name thing is out of control. I'm boycotting.
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I'm going to have to agree, though more because I'm too lazy to bother.
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I boycott my exceedingly boring title, Clinic Worker. In order to do so, though, I figure I ought to keep my Easter alias so as to distract from my unsightly level title. :P
mmm. I think EUOL must've had a social worker fetish to think up all these weird Soup Kitchen and Helpworker titles.
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I don't know where else to put this, but this holiday name thing is out of control. I'm boycotting.
I don't mind it when you can tell who they used to be. Although, I can never decide whether to call them by their original name or their new one.
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mmm. I think EUOL must've had a social worker fetish to think up all these weird Soup Kitchen and Helpworker titles.
That's what you get for being a student of light magic.
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Score! I'm a medic, and I didn't even have to crack a book! (Don't tell my patients...)
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Awesome! I'm now a Master of Theoretical Magic! Hey wait a minute, theoretical? What a gyp, I want my money back!
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/me puts on his pedantic jerk glasses
it's actually "gyp." From "gypsy." It's a racist term based on the gypsy reputation for thievery.
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Thanks for the "typ"! I'm awful, I know.
You were serious about that whole Racism Education Day weren't you?
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actually, that's kind of funny.
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I'm a freakin' overlord.
I don't know about you guys, but a big flying purple, bulbous, tentacley looking thing that just hangs around hive clusters isn't my idea of a white magic thing.
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That's not all you do. You also scout, being able to detect cloned units, and transport units over impassable terrain
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I suppose that means cloaked. :P
Oh yeah!!... I also provide more control.
I guess I am important. Without me, the messages from the head up would be relayed to a bunch of mindless drones who would no doubt begin attacking other broods.
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Well, if you're still not satisfyed you could take pleasure in knowing that you will soon be lower than a hatchling.
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*takes away your copies of Starcraft
You kids go play outside now.
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Out.... side...?
what does that mean?
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.........I think he's trying to kill us.
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He's trying to poison our minds agains the computer! The computer is my friend! Kill the blasphemer!
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Leveling...er...ed. Yay! what am I now?
Edit: What the freak is that supposed to mean?!
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you're being trained to supplicate properly.
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If you are really good, maybe you can be a Entreating Initiate.
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Leveling up again. It happened sooner than I thought it would.
Edit: From a Benevolent Almsgiver to a Bringer of Aid. Aren't they the same thing, pretty much?
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No, one is a level 10, and this one is level 11. That makes this one better.
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pfft. TWG is ruled by no mere numerical rules of logic!
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I was betrayed!!!!
>:(
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Yay I'm a wizard again...again. ???
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I didn't notice you were a wizard the first time. that is kinda weird!!
I'm a lonely
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/me explains about adjectives and nouns.
I'm still a God of War for 70 more posts
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haha. Oops.. I had Hermit.. and just meant to say lonely.. guess I missed a word to delete in there.
But.. sometimes it is fun to use and adjective like it were a noun.
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And with this post I gain a new title....
"Gaunt." That is so much better than plain old mortician.
Jealous, Eagle Prince?
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I agree, gaunt is much better. But do you have the +1 adamantine spiked chain of frost to go along with it?
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...
I have a rock. Does that count?
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no
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It really only counts if you wrap a string around it.
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If I were a carpenter Id hammer on my piglet
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I have a rock to wind a string around? Everyone wants one of those!
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no they all want big prosthetic foreheads to wear on the real heads.
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Holy crap. I leveled this morning and didn't even notice. I'm like, Athena now.
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If I posted as often as you did, I would be level 50 by now. As it is, I'm almost to 12.
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*no one* talks as much as I do.
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Yay! Leveling up!
Edit: Lovely. More helping. Don't I already do enough of that in my life?
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Holy crap. I leveled this morning and didn't even notice. I'm like, Athena now.
Holy crap, you leveled almost almost 20 days agao and I didn't even notice!
Anyway, personally this is an awesome level title thing. Depressed scholars are the best!
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Yeah, but they're not as rich as doctors, and we all know how money is everything. ;D
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Why do you think he's depressed?
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/me sings "I'm in the money...." and shows FMP a big roll of greenbacks.
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I'm posting this just to see what my new title is. I feel dirty.
Which, I guess, is appropriate, given that I'm now robbing graves.
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Do you offer body parts at a discount? Now that I'm a surgeon and all, I was thinking of emulating my idol, Dr. Frakenstein. So hows about it? Do we have a deal?
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I can plant the bodies in the ground for you
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Do you offer body parts at a discount? Now that I'm a surgeon and all, I was thinking of emulating my idol, Dr. Frakenstein. So hows about it? Do we have a deal?
Absolutely. What do you need? Special deal, this week only, on broken hearts.
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Broken?! What kind of fool do you take me for? I wasn't made a surgeon yesterday! Oh, uh, nevermind. I was. BUT that's beside the point. I need hearts that'll work when I jump start 'em.
Jeffe, your services of crime scene nullification will be greatly appreciated.
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Oh, I have regular hearts, too. It's just that I have the special price for the broken ones. Real popular with the "country and western" set.
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/me chuckles.
They're in good supply over here too. But I'll take a liver or two. Some eyeballs (blue and green only), and three pairs of lungs. Oh, and five good brains.
First order in!
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right... I'll just go pay the butchers bill.
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Good man.
Harbinger, where's my organs!? Chop, chop!
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Sorry, my assistant, Igor, took an extended lunch.
I'm in Utah, so quality livers and lungs are no problem.
As far as eyeballs go, I have plenty of blue, but only one green (don't ask).
Hmm, "good" brains. Depends on your definition. I have some that belonged to politicians (like new!), will those work?
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You wouldn't recognize a good corpse if it stumbled up and ate your brains! I'm going to put you and your hack job operations out of business, this is coming from the FBI.
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Frozen Body Inspectors?
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Last night I dreamt that there was an Air Force Base down the street, with their on base housing across the highway as sort of a second compound. The reason that this is related is that in this dream Jeffe and I were going door to door in the on base housing playing a practical joke: we claimed there was a virus that had infected a couple hundred people on the base that made them look and act like zombies.
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that wasnt a dream or a practical joke...
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well, we did have an amazingly detailed story about how it took a day to incubate and was transmitted through the air and thus the disease could be all across the country.
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I suggest you all read the book by Max Brooks, the Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1400049628/002-8155400-4888844?v=glance&n=283155
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I suggest you all read the book by Max Brooks, the Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1400049628/002-8155400-4888844?v=glance&n=283155
But why would I need to-ohh....
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Leveling up! Finally. I guess I'm just not a chatty person.
Edit: Now I get to spend several weeks being a mugged helpworker. But since I was helping all these people, how would I have had any money to be stolen? I ask you?
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well, i've heard it's hard to be chatty when you get mugged everytime you speak up.
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man, moving has put a dent into my post count. who knows when I'll level up again... :(
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I do; never! By the time you could have Sprigg will have updated to V4 of the site and will have screwed up all of his coding so the seamless migration doesn't work and we all have to start over. Except for e who for some reason it didn't affect, so now we have a whole forum with e just talking to himself.
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wow. That sounds pretty cool. Only the important people posting anything :D
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What's truly amazing is how SE can keep up his garulousness even after Satan keeps stealing his breakfast!
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It's like even Sprigg's accidental coding is afraid of his Ninja Monkeys or something.
Leveled up!
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Wait, I was a first time supplicant?
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What's truly amazing is how SE can keep up his garulousness even after Satan keeps stealing his breakfast!
he leaves second breakfast alone. (God bless those genius hobbits)
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And elevensies too? That's fantastic.
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Shrain, isn't being a surgeon enough? Do you really need to tell us that you like the lead singer from U2?
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I'm the Lost One's wife. I work at Kripsy Kreme. Stupid people come in all the time. They like to ask how many are in a dozen. They are surprised when I say there are 12. They also say things like "I shouldn't eat one donut, but I will eat 6."
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I'm now a promoted acrobat! Heavily promoted, apparently.
That's kinda frightening.
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Yet another shameless post just to level up.
Sweet! Now I'm misshapen! I bet it was from robbing all those graves around Chernobyl.
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Leveling up! Yay!
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I can't help but wonder what your recovering from in the mean time.
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Apparently I was mugged. *shrug
But no, I couldn't be recovering from something cool, like a chocolate overdose or something.
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I'm not sure I'd *want* to recover from a chocolate overdose.
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Okay, junior apprentice. I guess that explains the supplicant crap, but shouldn't I be an apprentice to something, and not just an apprentice?
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You can apprentice anything you want. That's what makes you special.
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I can?
In that case I apprentice you Gemm. Teach me everything you know about drunk typing so that I too can occasionally be brilliant.
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Gemm's brilliance is over-rated. ;)
I'd apprentice at a chocolate factory. Now that's the stuff!!
Oooh, look, I've finally leveled up again. Yay!
Edit: Awww, crud. Who wants to own a free clinic?! That won't get me a fancy car and a trip to Florence!
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Yes, well. Drunken typing only ever happens once. Ever. It will never happen again. Much like drunken phone calls. Those don't happen anymore either... Right.
But my brilliance is not occasioned to any particular day. (Which reminds me, we need a Gemm Day.) But instead it is always in effect, affecting anyone who even thinks of me. And therefore, thinking of me instills a calm demeanor of love, retrospect, and an influence of steel.
As for you Sharin, you may have your chocolate factory, as soon as you figure out how to make cars spark blue while drifting.
And as for you ninja monkey... wait. What are you doing here? Oh, milk you. Oh, "Milk." Ok. "Milk" you say? What are you "Milking" me of? My blood? What are you going to replace it with? Oh... you're not. Well then. At least post this when you're done. Thanks.
Anyone else need some "Milk?" This is an automated ninja monkey post.
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let's see what stupid title this is
BWAHAHAHA! I AM GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD
I hereby prevent any souls from ever leaving and the creation of any and all undead.
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But how can Satan steal your breakfast when you're the god of the underworld?
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This was a previous problem. It happened before I punished him.
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Wha--? No more zombies? :(
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no, too many people trying to use them against me.
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But I thought zombies have an ingrained, natural fear of ninja monkeys just like elephants have with little mice... hrm.
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just because no one has ever found a way to penetrate the vast network of ninja monkeys to come remotely close to harming me doesn't mean it's not impossible.
Better safe than sorry.
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huh. Didn't have you pegged for the cautious type! But there you go.
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I vote we have several levels involving Penguin Commandos or Nuclear Teddy Bears sometime soon. ;D
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You know, somebody needs to give me admin access on the new server so I can finally finish the titles.
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I'm thinking it would be best if we waiting until the new forum was in place before you entered a whole lot of titles. That would give us less work as we migrate. And the new forum should hopefully be very very soon.
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Woo-hoo! It's been ages since I leveled (due to my long hiatus). And look--I went from being a Bored Actor to a Night Burglar. I must have been reeeaaallly bored, to resort to a life of crime.
Gotta get my kicks somehow! And I bet I look awesome in a cat burglar suit. Though, the whole point is NOT to be seen. ;)
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Ok, 30 pages is the limit. Time to start a new thread.