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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2004, 08:49:29 AM »
Ah, if only they could have known each other. Fritz and Helga. Not a bad combination.

But Fritz waxes old. He's 12 now, I think.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2004, 09:08:24 AM »
Helga appparently died before Fritz came along (not surprising, since she died something like 20 years ago).
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2004, 10:08:57 AM »
you guys a jar full of uppers today arent you?
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2004, 10:14:42 AM »
/me gives Jeffe a dog and waits just long enough for him to get attached. Then, he kills it.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2004, 10:16:04 AM »
/me sneezees for 25 years untill the dog dies of extreamly old age
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2004, 11:19:32 AM »
This is the new model. Completely dander free, non-allergy causing dog. We call them Dogfree (tm). They will do your grocery shopping and pay your bills from their own account. There's also an option for the dog to give advice on what shows or concerts to go to, but it costs extra.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2004, 11:22:29 AM »
Exactly what kind of behavior did this dog have that made you figure out she believed she was a siamese cat?
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2004, 11:31:47 AM »
She was raised by Siamese cats, played with them extensively, licked us clean as babies, and once followed a squirrel she was chasing into a tree and couldn't get back down.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2004, 12:10:15 PM »
That's so cute/weird.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2004, 02:13:50 PM »
Well-known. That sounds dubious.

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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2004, 02:20:48 PM »
yes, I expect to get it in the next hour or so
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2004, 02:25:42 PM »
In fact I'll just do that right now.

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Sweet! I'm a reformer!

Maybe I'll get excommunicated or something.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2004, 02:26:16 PM »
A church reformer?  You're what, Martin Luther?
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2004, 02:27:13 PM »
I am now, and I always have been, the duck man.

I mean, the Great Saint Ehlers! All hail!
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2004, 01:11:46 PM »
Wow, EUOL, that's just . . . wow.
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