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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #375 on: August 04, 2004, 07:53:15 PM »
    The funny thing about that is that Morpheus looked like he could be someone who would give you "magic pills."
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #376 on: August 04, 2004, 11:38:41 PM »
Heh, Kije I read that "take the red fuzzy pill!"
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #377 on: August 05, 2004, 07:22:05 AM »
I recommend against taking anything fuzzy.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #378 on: August 05, 2004, 04:57:37 PM »
If you take the red fuzzy pill as opposed to the ordinary red pill, you not only awake from your battery-like state but get cured from male-pattern baldness.  

If you take it and you're a woman, you grow a mustache.  You don't see any women who took the fuzzy red pill in the movies because they all got laughed out of their ships or died from razorburn infection.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #379 on: August 05, 2004, 05:52:56 PM »
exactly how long will I be a seminarian?
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #380 on: August 05, 2004, 06:40:01 PM »
I think it's a four-year program.  You've got to study a lot if you want to take over the world!
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #381 on: August 05, 2004, 06:44:16 PM »
man.. so it's like highschool for tyrants.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #382 on: August 18, 2004, 04:29:19 PM »
Wait. I've been assassinated? Curse those traitor monkeys!
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #383 on: August 18, 2004, 04:40:53 PM »
    Oh you would like to think that it was the monkeys wouldnt you?
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #384 on: August 18, 2004, 05:16:11 PM »
well, it sure as heck wasn't any of you chumps.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #385 on: August 20, 2004, 08:32:38 AM »
A Knight. Kinda anticlimatic. Good Knight.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #386 on: August 20, 2004, 09:00:38 AM »
you have to go through the boring titles to get to the good ones. Just watch, next level you'll be an Assassinated Knight.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #387 on: August 20, 2004, 12:23:41 PM »
when were you assassinated eric? How could you monkeys have missed that.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #388 on: August 20, 2004, 12:34:37 PM »
I don't think they did. I'm holding them responsible.
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Re: These Stupid Titles III
« Reply #389 on: August 22, 2004, 07:22:21 PM »
Excellent....

Id like a couple of bowls of ninja monkey stew please.
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