Cool Lyrics

[Maxwell]

and when they nail my pimpled bum to the cross
I'll tell them i found jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name jesus(hay-soos) and steals hubcaps from cars
oh jesus can i borrow your crowbar
to pry these GD nails out they're beginning to hurt
crusified and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
"I cant believe it's not butter" I'll sing as I'm flogged
yhea thats what i would do if i were god.

[Fellfrosch]

I'm very tempted to edit some of those words. Be advised that there are some things we don't say on this forum, TFO.

And how much did you pay for the piece of guitar that he ruthlessly smashed at the end of the show?
And how much will he pay for another guitar that he'll ruthlessly smash at the end of the next show?
And how long will the workers keep making him new ones?
As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"If you love someboday better set them on fire"

[Maxwell]

I'm sorry for the language, i thought it was okay because it was part of a song, I'll think twice next time and edit my previous post

[Fellfrosch]

The fact that it was part of a song is the only thing that kept me from editing it, so you were mostly right. Just be careful in the future, and we'll all be a big happy family.

Up where the smoke is all billowed and curled,
Tween pavement and stars is the chimney sweep world.
Where there's hardly no day, nor hardly no night
There's things half in shadow and halfway in light.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

In memorium to my dying Lincoln CD

I love the world and if I have to sue for custody, I will sue for custody.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

dude, that's too bad. Do you at least have a copy of "They" (collecting that album, the self title, Misc T, and a number of bonus tracks)?

Stand on your own head for a change.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Yeah, I think I'm going to get that tonight, if the place I think has it, has it.

Put a rock in the coffee in your coffee mug. Which one of us is the one we can't trust?

[JP Dogberry]

So make a move and plead the fifth 'cause ya can't plead the first.

[Maxwell]

he was standin there all bent and gray and old
and when I looked at him and my blood ran cold
I walked up to him and said "HOW DO YOU DO!?"
"MY NAME IS SUE! NOW YOU GONNA DIE!"
A boy named sue, by johnny cash

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Anybody with a brain will tell you that you cannot win
but just ask the brainless wonder living underneath my skin
I'll tell you anything but what is true.

[angel]

eah dy oh, en oh whyn naken
eah dy oh, en ul gragagge
nemurle, karekanes.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

She had a smile that curved
She had a smile that swerved
She had a smile that swerved all over the road.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

With a face like summer and hair like fire
Could you be the one to let in?
Cause I know that's where it begins

So young in years probably end in tears
But , I don't mind
Cause happiness is so hard to find

And I can still recall the sun going in
North wind came along today
And blew my dreams away

And when she lies in the sun
She don't cover her skin
From sun that's too strong to come in

I know that's where it begins
And I know that's where it begins