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SE's secret experments reveled
« on: March 25, 2004, 12:19:31 PM »
http://www.strangemag.com/monkeyman.html

This cannot be a strange coencedence.
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2004, 12:37:22 PM »
I didn't know I was keeping my experiments secret.

But no, that's my nemesis. He lives in a cave underneath a mansion and never sleeps, instead studying and training constantly to detect and defeat my plans. One day my ninjas will get him... Oh yes.. they will....
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2004, 10:05:41 PM »
Your ninjas will never get me, I mean, that cool guy otherwise known only as your nemesis.
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2004, 11:52:28 PM »
pffft. I know monkey man. And you're no monkey man.
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2004, 11:58:01 PM »
Good news Saint, I supplied your ninja's with several tons of monkey poison and they managed to get him. The best part is that you managed to realize your lifes dream... now what are you going to do with the rest of it...
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2004, 05:50:39 PM »
Perhaps he will pffft off the rest of my dreams...

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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2004, 01:15:52 PM »
SE, are your ninjas monkey ninjas, or regular ninjas. Just wondering, because monkey ninjas would be neat...
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2004, 01:18:33 PM »
Don't ask.  SE has all sorts of ninjai.  Onej day I will find the secret to the Japeneese monkey ninjai and then I will be the NINJA KING!!!
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2004, 01:55:28 PM »
THe complete title is Ninja Monkey Assassin Priests. They are by far, the coolest named minions on the message board.
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2004, 03:20:08 PM »
Why are they priests?  What is the point of that?
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2004, 07:15:52 PM »
so they can have powers of unholy magic with which to smite the unbelievers. I'm just getting a head start on my cult
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2004, 10:18:34 AM »
Oh, sure.  You have ninjai, now you need a cult.  I see how it is.  Greedy, Greedy, Greedy...
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2004, 05:06:33 PM »
No, I don't think this is a recent occurrence. SE and EUOL have been competing for undead minions to follow them for years now, eh?
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2004, 06:23:45 PM »
I don't need to fight for undead minions, they flock to me like Smiegel to a nice, raw fish.
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Re: SE's secret experments reveled
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2004, 06:33:17 PM »
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I don't need to fight for undead minions, they flock to me like Smiegel to a nice, raw fish.


Apparently a very appropriate analogy.
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