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Ode to a Kurd
« on: July 26, 2004, 07:30:08 PM »
Here's an interesting article about Saddam in prison.  Apparently he's taken up poetry.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/07/26/iraq.saddam.report/index.html

Also, I get no end of amusement from the following paragraph--apparently, some CNN writer thinks that meters and yards are interchangeable:

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Saddam's cell in a U.S. military prison is air conditioned, painted white, and measures 3 meters (yards) by 5 meters.

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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2004, 07:50:42 PM »
In the future, we will one day look back at our foolishness, once his Garden of Mass Destruction has taken out the world.
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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2004, 08:01:10 PM »
Heh.  Skar and I went out to lunch last Friday, and he gave me a cool little souvenir.  It's a little canister of oil used for oiling weapons--he found it abandoned with a lot of other equipotent in a guard post at the Baghdad palace.
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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2004, 08:02:39 PM »
Saddam writes prison poetry. He will probably be submitting to the Leading Edge soon.
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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2004, 09:28:21 PM »
lol.  Well, he'd better send a SASE, or it'll be thrown right out. :)

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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2004, 03:03:52 AM »
meters and yards are roughly equivalent, like a dollar is roughly 100 yen...except the exact ratio never changes, in the case of meters and yards.

I think it's fine to say a meter is roughly a yard, but it's a bit weird to imagine someone nowadays who needs to be told what a meter is.
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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2004, 07:54:51 AM »
I think all news outlets just assume people do. Since well... they don't want anyone confused.

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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2004, 10:12:19 AM »
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I think it's fine to say a meter is roughly a yard, but it's a bit weird to imagine someone nowadays who needs to be told what a meter is.


The measured arrangement of words in poetry, as by accentual rhythm, syllabic quantity, or the number of syllables in a line.

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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2004, 03:10:22 AM »
well...I do find it very rare that someone knows what scansion is...
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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2004, 11:03:40 AM »
Isn't that another name for a green onion?
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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2004, 11:25:07 AM »
no, you're thinking of a scally wag.

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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2004, 11:40:37 AM »
Or a scullery maid.
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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2004, 11:44:40 AM »
come to think of it, I think it's a scallop.

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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2004, 11:50:55 AM »
No, I'm pretty sure I'm thinking about scullery maids.  Yowza!
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Re: Ode to a Kurd
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2004, 12:11:17 PM »
sure you're not thinking of scranton? or perhaps scrapple?