Timewaster's Guide Archive

Yes!

Finally! I just finished my story for Creative Writing about a half hour ago! It was suppoesed to be 3-5 pages typed (and double spaced) but mine is a whooping 23, double spaced.

I'm so happy, now I can return to normal sleeping habits until the next short story!(that word is non existant for my 'short' stories. Thought this is a personal record for length of said 'short' story)

Definetly not right. That's why I like that billboard that has a picture of a mechanic and syas: Couldn't fix it. Refused money. Mechanics should be more like that. Have you ever noticed that mechanics seem to be crooked far more than any other proffession?

Still, Christmas shopping and some unexpected expenses have led me into the glamourous side-career of plasma donation for the time being.

My half sister does that too. it's kind of annoying though because she is living with us for the time being so that she can get out of debt-something in which she has put forth almost nil effort. Normally I wouldn't mind, but she is kind of manipulative and dominering. This isn't good for either of my other sisters, my oldest one all the more so because she trys to make everything her fault so that she can still like people who offend her, which leads to depression. She offends my half sister regulary, on accident, because my half sister is very unrealistic about what offends her. Offer one piece of criticism about anything she does that has to do with art or writing and she goes off the wall and starts trying to make you feel bad, amoung other things. For instance, she took a story that she was writing to a Writing Group and they critisized it, like they are supposed to. Now, instead of fixing the problems she can't write in her story because they where trying to tell her that her story was bad, not what needed to be fixed, like they where actually doing. Not only that but nothing that she does can be wrong, for instance, I once made a joke about her that she found offensive and so she got angry and started insulting me. When she did this too me (made a joke about me that I found offensive) I was suddenly uptight and acting immature and like a PMS girl, and then she insulted me again.

I'm thinking I should stop here, either that or put this in a new thread entitled: Things About My Family and Friends Which I Find Annoying.

That reminds me about a friend of mine who is a very bad sport in video games, when he wins he starts yelling and saying that we all suck at the game, and when he loses it had to have been because we had an unfair advantage or we where cheating. I hate it

For some reason Golden Grames make me sick. Literaly. The last time I ate them I nearly threw up.

I will note, in my defense, that I told One Eye that this was a very rough draft.

My point is not to attack, merely to laugh at little things, I am fully aware that these are things that mean nothing in the long run. That said, Sprigg has the funniest typos ever!

Okay, I got lazy and just read through the rest of it. but here are some more:

Got to get away! He thought, twisiting.

This should be twisting.

He wasn't completely passionless, but he was decidely temperate.

Should be decidedly.

I'm nopt really that important a person.

If you need me to tell you then you are blind.

I could do more but my computer is being stupidly slow.

Note to EUOL, my comments will be forthcoming in the next week or so, depending on when I get around to it. call me a procrastinator one more time, I dare you. (note to e. Do NOT call me a procrastinator like you did when you called me insecure on the Giving Away Books! thread. I mean it!)

Which bylaws where? How can it ever be nice to make someone feel bad? I'm telling me metiforical psycotic friend on you. He knows where you sleep, or at least he soon will...

and you always will be...
MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

It's not nice to laugh at other people's misfortune.