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Re: news from the web
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2004, 01:06:05 PM »
Probably.

I wonder if the mutant cat would be allowed to flash Japanese schoolgirls.
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2004, 02:00:04 PM »
I wonder if the Japanese school girls can get genital piercings in Georgia and then feel up mutant German cats.

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Re: news from the web
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2004, 05:05:17 PM »
I wonder if the mutant Japanese schoolgirls can have their piercings felt in Georgia, and then marry the cats?
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2004, 05:05:59 PM »
well now you're just being silly.

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Re: news from the web
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2004, 10:55:33 AM »
on the subject of pulp fiction spoofs: http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ft/2004/ft040326.gif

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Re: news from the web
« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2004, 03:10:39 PM »
Okay, can we say "lack of self-restraint" in kids today?

HONG KONG (Reuters) - A 14-year-old Hong Kong girl flew into a rage and chased her mother around their flat with a knife and wooden pole after she confiscated the teenager's mobile phone, a police spokeswoman said on Monday.
The terrified mother locked herself in the bedroom and police arrived at the scene on Saturday to see the girl in a frenzy, hacking at the door with the knife.

"They had to use pepper spray to subdue the girl before they could rescue the mother," the spokeswoman said.

The mother sustained slight injury to her arm, but no charges were made. Social workers are now handling the case.

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« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2004, 03:11:47 PM »
Makes me wonder if she was related to the first boy from hong kong....
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #37 on: March 30, 2004, 12:59:01 PM »
Wired news has a story about a website where idiots shell out real money to give each other imaginary Egifts. Besides being a stroke of genius, no one interviewed for the article thinks its a bad idea.
http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,62826,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_4
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2004, 01:08:21 PM »
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-07-09

the first speach bubble fit this thread perfectly.
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2004, 01:54:46 PM »
wow. Those people are idiots. And not just for giving away money. But for joining something called "FunHi"

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« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2004, 01:55:17 PM »
yeah its Funhi
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2004, 11:28:25 AM »
Giants go wi-fi

Andrew F. Hamm


San Francisco Giants' SBC Park will become the first stadium with wireless Internet access, team officials say.


Starting April 12 with its home opener, Giants fans will be able to access statistics, fill in an electronic scorecard and access the Internet on PDAs, laptops and tablet PCs free of charge for the entire 2004 season.


"We've created one of the largest, if not the largest, hot spot in the world," says Larry Baer, Giants executive vice president and chief operating officer.


SBC's Freedom Link wi-fi service is operating the system in conjunction with Hewlett-Packard and Intel Corp. Kosmo Studios of Orlando, Fla., is providing the sign-on page, dubbed "Giants Dugout" that will provide such services as electronic games, real-time game statistics, scores and other sports news.


Hewlett-Packard will be providing computers in all 68 Giants suites that will be wi-fi compatible.


SBC expects about 1,000 or so fans to take advantage of the service initially. There will be 121 access points located around the ballpark with the capability to handle about 15-20 users each, says John Winborn, director of the Giants information systems.


Coming in 2005 could be instant replays available on your PDAs and even Internet radio broadcasts, Mr. Winborn says. For 2004, the system will be free, but SBC plans to begin charging its standard $7.95 daily fee or $19.95 monthly fee starting in 2005, SBC officials say.
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2004, 11:30:58 AM »
Quote
I wonder if Georgia would allow the mutant cat to have its genitals pierced.




Apparently not.
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2004, 11:33:04 AM »
hehe were did you find that?
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2004, 11:35:11 AM »
A friend's livejournal icon.  I saw it and instantly thought of this thread. It was too perfect.
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