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Re: news from the web
« Reply #60 on: May 06, 2004, 12:48:56 PM »
so basically, because you communicate with IRC, it's evil?

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« Reply #61 on: May 06, 2004, 01:05:14 PM »
Yessirebob your prime evilness...  ;)
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« Reply #62 on: May 16, 2004, 04:31:55 PM »
Octopus LUV



ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) -- It looks like J-1 is in love.

After meeting the very fetching and slightly younger Aurora, he changed color and his eight arms became intertwined with hers. Then, the two retreated to a secluded corner to get to know each other better.

We're talking about giant Pacific octopuses here.

Aquarists at the Alaska SeaLife Center in Seward introduced the two Tuesday, and evidently they hit it off: Spermatophores were seen hanging from J-1's siphon.

"We really were not sure he had it in him," SeaLife Center aquarium curator Richard Hocking said Wednesday.

Love almost passed J-1 by. At 5 years of age and 52 pounds (23.4 kilograms), he's reaching the end of the line for his species, the largest octopus in the world. J-1 is in a period of decline that occurs before an octopus dies. His skin is eroding. His suckers have divots.

"He's not as strong as he used to be," said aquarist Deanna Trobaugh.

With so little time left, J-1, who was collected on a beach near Seldovia in 1999 when he was about the size of a coin, wasn't going to let the sweet Aurora slip through his eight arms.

Aurora sank to the bottom when aquarium staff put her into J-1's 3,600-gallon (13,627 -liter) exhibit tank and promptly made the first move, reaching out to touch J-1 before retreating to her corner. But J-1 was soon in hot pursuit.

"They both were gripping the back wall of the tank. He just about covered her completely," Hocking said.

The two remained intertwined for about eight hours. It's possible that during that time he passed his sperm packet to her, Hocking said. When they separated, J-1 flashed some colors, turning almost white and then dark red.

"It looks like instinct took over during that encounter and they did what they were supposed to do," Hocking said.

If Aurora did accept J-1's spermatophores, she will produce 60,000 to 100,000 eggs. If with many, many children, Aurora -- who was about the size of a grapefruit when she was found in 2002 living inside an old tire in front of the SeaLife Center -- will stop eating while she tends her eggs. She will then weaken and die -- a fate that J-1 also seems soon to meet.

"The goal for this was to let him lead a full life," Hocking said
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #63 on: May 16, 2004, 10:02:06 PM »
so if fuzzy changes color, stops eating, or clings to the back of the cage... we know what's going on?

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« Reply #64 on: May 16, 2004, 11:03:07 PM »
That article is one of the most surreal things i have read for a long time, jeffe.
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #65 on: May 16, 2004, 11:10:10 PM »
I agree Yggsloth
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #66 on: May 18, 2004, 09:44:42 AM »
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. (AP); Talk about a slippery suspect.

A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly (search) to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, N.Y.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels; and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used.
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« Reply #67 on: May 18, 2004, 09:04:29 PM »
Two words.

Psychiatric help.
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #68 on: May 20, 2004, 09:56:27 PM »
Nobody's posted this yet.  

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040519/234/726q1.html

I'm curious what everyone thinks.  Was Andy Kaufman's death the biggest, most Kaufman-esque hoax of all, or is his return?
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #69 on: May 20, 2004, 10:01:14 PM »
i'm not sure I believe it.
And if I believe it, I'm not sure I care.


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Re: news from the web
« Reply #71 on: May 20, 2004, 10:12:02 PM »
But you don't even think it's kind of funny?
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Re: news from the web
« Reply #72 on: May 20, 2004, 10:18:17 PM »
well, I find it very funny that people believe it, yes. Especially "news" sources like Yahoo and such. Have they printed a retraction? or are they too embarassed.

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Re: news from the web
« Reply #73 on: May 28, 2004, 05:04:20 PM »
111-Year-Old Man Claims Beer, Laziness Are Keys to Long Life

The oldest man in Germany, Herman Dornemann, says his daily glass of brew and lack of exercise are what helped him reach his ripe old age of 111.

According to the Deutsche Welle World newspaper, Dornemann has also been known to drink the water used to boil his potatoes; because that's where the vitamins are.

For the celebration of his birthday, Dornemann just decided to invite a few close friends and family. But his 64-year-old daughter Rita Klein said he's still spry.

"I've never heard him complain. He was always very content," she said. She described her father as a gentleman of the old school, who even at the ripe age of 100 still held the door open for "young ladies in their 70s."

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Re: news from the web
« Reply #74 on: June 09, 2004, 06:45:58 AM »
http://money.cnn.com/2004/06/07/news/funny/money_for_books.reut/index.htm?cnn=yes

here's the articles headder:

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LONDON (Reuters) - In a bid to lure men in Britain away from TV soccer games and into book shops, publisher Penguin Books will send out a sexy model to offer £1,000 ($1,837) prizes to males spotted reading a selected title.


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