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Re: Alaska Pipeline Closed
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2006, 11:43:28 AM »
along with Col. Sanders.
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Re: Alaska Pipeline Closed
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2006, 12:38:35 PM »
No, wait!!!  I meant the lizard people.  It was the lizard people that made them do it.
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Re: Alaska Pipeline Closed
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2006, 12:49:06 PM »
I don't think so. The Colonel refuses to associate with the lizard people.


Though maybe this guy had a hand:

(url for the second ad is http://www.dailywealth.com/signups/SDW_oil.asp )
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Re: Alaska Pipeline Closed
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2006, 01:14:24 PM »
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I don't think so. The Colonel refuses to associate with the lizard people.


Wait, if that's so then where does he get all those parts that look vaguely like chicken to deep fry and sell at his restaurants?
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Re: Alaska Pipeline Closed
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2006, 01:29:46 PM »
I saw on the TV news this morning that BP thinks that they can keep part of the oil feild open. So gas prices may not rise much at all. If fact crude dropped by $0.67 a barrel this morning.
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Re: Alaska Pipeline Closed
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2006, 01:45:44 PM »
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Wait, if that's so then where does he get all those parts that look vaguely like chicken to deep fry and sell at his restaurants?

He doesn't work with them, he COOKS them.
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Re: Alaska Pipeline Closed
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2006, 02:06:39 PM »
Ah, of course.  And he must be cooking their babies because all of the lizard people I have met are 6 feet tall and beefy.
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Re: Alaska Pipeline Closed
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2006, 02:10:39 PM »
the babies are my tender and pliable.
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Re: Alaska Pipeline Closed
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2006, 02:58:11 PM »
This has nothing to do with lizard people. However, it does have everything to do with pigs. Apparently, CNN is claiming that if BP their "smart pigs" (as opposed to the regular dump ones) then they would have detected the links earlier.
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Re: Alaska Pipeline Closed
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2006, 01:59:17 AM »
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And yet I'll bet your petrol prices won't even begin to equal those that are being charged in the UK :P


You pay more because you pay higher taxes on gas exchanges, which in turn directly benefits you through social services many european governments supply that the US government does not.

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Re: Alaska Pipeline Closed
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2006, 12:29:20 PM »
Social services that I, unemployed and non-driver, benefit from.

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Re: Alaska Pipeline Closed
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2006, 01:14:12 AM »
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This has nothing to do with lizard people. However, it does have everything to do with pigs. Apparently, CNN is claiming that if BP their "smart pigs" (as opposed to the regular dump ones) then they would have detected the links earlier.


So close to, yet so far from, being a coherent thought.
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