Best Quote Lately Reincarnated

[CthulhuKefka]

Ha, ha, ha I like that second one a lot. 

[Miyabi]

I don't care what people think about me.

Do you know what they've been saying about you?

they say you're a home-schooled-jungle-freak who looks like a less hot version of ME?

Yeah!

-cue bus-

[MrPaperCamel]

Alex Law: When you get up in the morning, how do you decide what shade of black to wear?

[CthulhuKefka]

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't." 


"War doesn't determine whose right, it just decides whose left."


"The very fact that we have not been contacted proves life is intelligent on other planets"

[Dount Cooku]

"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

"Experience is the best teacher.  Unfortunately, it kills all of its students."

"Always follow your dreams.  Unless it's the one where you're at school in your underwear."

[Elmandr]

"There are two ways of weighing a situation, you can see it as hard but possible or possible but hard--and thats the difference between a man and a boy..."

My dad, however, I'm sure he just twisted and turned an original quote and turned it into a lecture...

[Peter Ahlstrom]

I was looking up the antepreceding quotes and found this:

"If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. "

[darxbane]

Yes, and the suction must come from all those tubes everything keeps going down.

[The Jade Knight]

You mean the Internet?  =þ

[Dount Cooku]

"There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works."  -Will Rogers

[CthulhuKefka]

"Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it." - Anon


"Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs."
Marianne Faithfull

[darxbane]

"It saddens me that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs"
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[Elmandr]

"Words aren't meant to be spoken but spoken to be meant."

That, i actually made up--assuming that it isn't apparent.

[MrPaperCamel]

'We are born in an age where only the dull are treated seriously, and i live in terror of not being misunderstood.' 

~Oscar Wilde

[CthulhuKefka]

"Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions" - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.


“The moment one gives close attention to any thing, even a blade of grass it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself.” - Henry Miller