Best Quote Lately Reincarnated

[Fellfrosch]

"Me talk grandma."
--My 18-month-old, in her first multi-word sentence

[Shrain]

awww. So cute!

[Sigyn]

"Can vampires get married in the temple?"
---my fifteen-year-old niece's friend, after reading Twilight

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

I hate that book.

[Sigyn]

I now know my four-year-old is watching too much Godzilla. This is what he said this morning as he was playing with blocks and knocking them down:

"Look what just happened to Tokyo. I never want to go to Monster Island."

[Shrain]

I hate that book.

Me too, Faster. The whole series, in fact. 

[Miyabi]

"Tune in Tokyo. Tune in Tokyo."

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I now know my four-year-old is watching too much Godzilla.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING!

[darxbane]

^^  LOL, what a great response. 

[MrPaperCamel]

I'm pondering the immortal words of Socrates, who said; "I drank WHAT?"   
That was one of my favorite movies growing up

C: Kent puts his name on his license plate.
M: My mom does the same thing to my underwear.
C: Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?

[darxbane]

^LOL

J "The metal in his braces will act as an antenna, and his whole head becomes a transceiver"
C "Well it's about time someone puts it to good use"

[CthulhuKefka]

I'm probably going straight to hell for laughing at my friends joke, but I couldn't help it. We were at a Chinese buffet and there was this horrendously overweight woman wearing a really tight Confederate flag t-shirt (scarred my eyes to look at her) and my friend says:

"Let's push her down and see if the South will rise again."

Like I said, going straight to hell. At least I admit it. 

[GreenMonsta]

Hahahahaha. Wow that was awsome.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

[CthulhuKefka]

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
                                                                                                                                                      -H.P. Lovecraft

I LOVE this quote. It's so out there, and yet speaks with a truth that is hard to deny. 

[spejoku]

...I've recently discovered Despair.com

They sell demotivation posters. Here are a few of my favorites:

Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.