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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #150 on: May 18, 2007, 04:50:39 PM »
From someplace, can't remember where -

"It's bad luck to be superstitious."

(Didn't there used to be a spell check button?  Is stupertisious spelt write?)
"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." - Albus Dumbledore

"It is important to fight, and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay, though never quite eradicated." - Albus Dumbledore

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #151 on: June 03, 2007, 01:09:14 AM »
My three-year-old woke me and my husband up very early and told us he wanted juice.  My husband said, "You're not thirsty. You don't even have pants."
If I had any clue, would I be here?

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #152 on: June 03, 2007, 03:20:18 PM »
A friend's 3 year old told her this one morning:

"I know what you and dad do after we go to bed because I saw.....




...you wash the dishes, and sometimes dad washes the dishes, too."

Phew. Close call. LOL
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #153 on: June 04, 2007, 11:46:54 PM »
Drive through persona:  (laughs) So your front window doesn't work?
Me:  Yeah, it does.  I just like leaning my seat back to collect food through the rear window...
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #154 on: June 05, 2007, 12:00:36 AM »
My mom: "I need to kidnap your sister."
My husband: "But who's going to write the ransom note?"
My three-year-old: "I will!"
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #155 on: July 14, 2007, 04:57:18 AM »
Sarah said this to me about a week ago over the phone. "I miss you so much right now, I'm trying to get a ride over there... actually about an hour ago I saw a pick up truck full of mexican gardeners driving in the direction of your house and I was tempted to hitch a ride and just show up and suprise you."
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #156 on: July 14, 2007, 07:31:43 PM »
My brother-in-law: "I'm half-Mexican so I can vacuum half the room."
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #157 on: July 18, 2007, 04:04:05 AM »
Voice mail left by my five-year-old:
"But I don't want to leave a message!"

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #158 on: July 19, 2007, 03:00:42 AM »
"She must not be very attractive if her sunglasses cover that much of her face."
Neither the speaker nor I think much of the huge bug-eye sunglasses that are en vogue now.
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #159 on: September 04, 2007, 11:13:40 PM »
"Look, I cut myself open with my bodywash."

Yes, that is an actual quote. Now all you sf&f writers go to town on that one.
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #160 on: September 13, 2007, 09:41:20 PM »
"You can tell this show is politically correct because the role of the white male is filled by a pig."
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #161 on: October 08, 2007, 04:57:09 AM »
"I'm getting suspicious!"

"Well, you shouldn't be."

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #162 on: October 15, 2007, 11:55:10 PM »
Wil Wheaton, describing a daydream:

"Yeah! It's totally my bag of dice!" I paused for a moment, and added, "but he's not opening it. Because if he opens it, and touches my dice, I will ****ing kill that monkey."
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #163 on: October 17, 2007, 05:29:06 PM »
My five year old daughter
" What kind of milk does the baby eat? Cow's milk, soy milk?" 

"No, dear, it's Mommy's milk." 

"Oh," pauses to think, "What brand is that?"

or

My four year old son

"I can't get that right now honey, the babies eating."
he stops and stares, shock etching his face, "the babies eating YOU!?"

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #164 on: November 03, 2007, 09:50:35 PM »
My niece, upon seeing a tree her father made as a Halloween decoration:

The tree's sooooooo scary........... he's angry...........he don't have eyebrows.