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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #105 on: July 14, 2006, 12:00:11 PM »
"I don't want the world---I just want your half."
If I had any clue, would I be here?

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #106 on: July 19, 2006, 12:50:37 AM »
Co-worker: (to me) "What are you reading, 'Chicken Soup for the Geriatric Soul'?"
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #107 on: August 02, 2006, 03:14:51 AM »
"I'm the agent.  He already has a decorator...I'm the agent."
The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #108 on: August 07, 2006, 05:46:35 PM »
Rant dieting and exercise given by my instructor (paraphrased slightly):

The worst part about being a woman is the running phase. This is usually followed by the walking phase, then the sauntering phase. This is followed by the nature watching phase where you go out a hundred yards with your friends and look at a rock then talk about everything. Then someone brings Dunkin Dougnuts and you realize that your whole life has led up to being one big sugar-fest.

Note: I have know idea how true that the preceding statement is, I just found it to be interesting.
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The Folly of youth is to think that intelligence is a subsitute for experience. The folly of age is to think that experience is a subsitute for intelligence.

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #109 on: August 08, 2006, 02:04:40 AM »
Bubba: Mom, your head is mega.

Oldest: What's worse than an alligator?
Runaway: A hundred alligators?
Oldest: What's worse than a thousand alligators?
Runaway: A million billion alligators?
Oldest: No. A wyvern.
Runaway: Oooooh. Yeah.

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #110 on: August 09, 2006, 05:29:26 AM »
I hope when I have kids they saw things like that.   ;D

From a coworker today regarding the new uniform shirts and how easily they get dirty:

"These shirts pick up everything except MEN!"
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #111 on: August 19, 2006, 02:11:00 PM »
"I hate to admit it, but I tittered. I hate people who titter. I even hate the word titter. But there was no other appropriate response."

--From the book The Truth-Teller's Tale by Sharon Shinn
There is just no way you are the pine-scented air. --Billy Collins, "Litany"

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #112 on: September 25, 2006, 07:18:52 AM »
"Certe, Toto, sentio nosin Kansate non iam adesse"

"You know, Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" only in Latin
Vah! Denuone Lantine loquebar?

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #113 on: September 28, 2006, 05:40:14 PM »
"Some say they're patholigical, but I think they're sweet."

--anther quote from an instructor.
The Folly of youth is to think that intelligence is a subsitute for experience. The folly of age is to think that experience is a subsitute for intelligence.

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #114 on: September 28, 2006, 08:26:03 PM »
Cookie: Do you think the new Lisa is hot?
Janitor: I'm not allowed to answer that, due to the fact that I'm 40.

--from TV Show "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide"
There is just no way you are the pine-scented air. --Billy Collins, "Litany"

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #115 on: September 30, 2006, 05:12:15 PM »
Pindi, Tasha, and I are at an outdoor rersturant, Pindi is smoking a cigarette. the man next to us is showing his disaproval by fake coughing, we ignore him for the better half of fifteen minutes until he finally turns around and says to Pindi, "you know second hand smoke kills." and Pindi says "yes *blows smoke in his face* but not reliably."
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #116 on: October 03, 2006, 11:45:50 PM »
"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."

- Graffiti on a bathroom stall at school.
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #117 on: October 03, 2006, 11:50:19 PM »
"My pizza has little slimy things that wiggle when i take a bite."

-My retarded friend.

I seriously had no clue what he was talking about. ???
-Is there anything more beautiful than the sun? I often watch it rise, for my restless sleep usually awakens me before dawn.

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #118 on: October 07, 2006, 01:19:25 AM »
"This are be it one the cool thing do."

-My friends reaction to my English teachers question of what a coherent sentence was.
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #119 on: October 08, 2006, 02:51:10 AM »
"Can you cast Alter Self on someone else?"

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Fighter, your intelligence is found to be lacking when compared to the average intelligence of a group of your peers. -White Mage

Small boys throw stones at frogs in jest. But the frogs do not die in jest. The frogs die in earnest. -Pliny the Elder