Author Topic: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated  (Read 60287 times)

The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers

  • Administrator
  • Level 96
  • *****
  • Posts: 19211
  • Fell Points: 17
  • monkeys? yes.
    • View Profile
    • herb's world
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #75 on: May 17, 2006, 03:48:09 PM »
[14:44] Uhh_Duh: so I'm ordering comcast internet for my new house.. and at the end of the ordering process, they have a chat window that pops up so a rep can confirm everything for you
[14:45] Uhh_Duh: <Rep> Hello..
[14:45] Uhh_Duh: <Me> Hi. Are you an online predator? (I hear they hang out in chat rooms)

The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers

  • Administrator
  • Level 96
  • *****
  • Posts: 19211
  • Fell Points: 17
  • monkeys? yes.
    • View Profile
    • herb's world
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #76 on: May 18, 2006, 08:42:28 AM »
"I get it. You guys don't want to be cute anymore."
-Bob Dylan, when the Beatles played Rubber Soul for him.

Entsuropi

  • Level 60
  • *
  • Posts: 5033
  • Fell Points: 0
  • =^_^= Captain of the highschool Daydreaming team
    • View Profile
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #77 on: May 28, 2006, 04:44:56 PM »
This quote is from Black Books, a hysterical show set in a london second hand book shop. Of the 3 characters, 2 are played by stand up comedians.
In this episode fran is doing yoga, and is trying to convince the other two to start doing it.

Bernard: I want a drink, damnit!
Fran: Did you know that in Tibet, when they want something, they give something away?
Bernard: Yeah, that's why they are a dominant global power.
If you're ever in an argument and Entropy winds up looking staid and temperate in comparison, it might be time to cut your losses and start a new thread about something else :)

Fellfrosch

Harbinger

  • Level 10
  • *
  • Posts: 416
  • Fell Points: 0
  • Goes up to eleven
    • View Profile
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #78 on: May 28, 2006, 07:49:13 PM »
Jane: She'll never have to worry about mind control.
Daria: No. But she'll have to watch out for ferrets building a nest in her head.
Fighter, your intelligence is found to be lacking when compared to the average intelligence of a group of your peers. -White Mage

Small boys throw stones at frogs in jest. But the frogs do not die in jest. The frogs die in earnest. -Pliny the Elder

Shrain

  • Level 34
  • *
  • Posts: 2030
  • Fell Points: 1
  • Gargoyles have all the fun.
    • View Profile
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #79 on: June 06, 2006, 10:11:52 PM »
Stand-up Comedian: I have to wonder why women don't want to cook anymore. I mean, women, if God didn't want you to cook sometimes, then why do come already stocked with milk and eggs?
Lord Ruler and Lady Protractor were off on vacation, thus the angles running amok.
--Spriggan

"The movie of my life must be really low-budget."
--Harry Dresden in DEAD BEAT

42

  • RPG Editors
  • Level 56
  • *
  • Posts: 4350
  • Fell Points: 8
  • Unofficial World Saver
    • View Profile
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #80 on: June 06, 2006, 10:44:58 PM »
Cover quote of a super-hero comic, 1st issue, introducing the team:

"Merryman: Our Leader! He Used to Be a 97-Pound Weakling Before He Lost Weight!"
The Folly of youth is to think that intelligence is a subsitute for experience. The folly of age is to think that experience is a subsitute for intelligence.

Lieutenant Kije

  • Level 33
  • *
  • Posts: 1945
  • Fell Points: 1
    • View Profile
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #81 on: June 20, 2006, 12:24:04 AM »
Bumper sticker in Provo, UT:

"my gamer fragged your honor student"

Harbinger

  • Level 10
  • *
  • Posts: 416
  • Fell Points: 0
  • Goes up to eleven
    • View Profile
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #82 on: June 21, 2006, 10:21:23 PM »
Coworker: I'm going to Hell.
Me: Yeah, you are.
Coworker: I wasn't joking.
Me: Neither was I.
Fighter, your intelligence is found to be lacking when compared to the average intelligence of a group of your peers. -White Mage

Small boys throw stones at frogs in jest. But the frogs do not die in jest. The frogs die in earnest. -Pliny the Elder

Harbinger

  • Level 10
  • *
  • Posts: 416
  • Fell Points: 0
  • Goes up to eleven
    • View Profile
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #83 on: June 22, 2006, 12:29:05 AM »
Overheard phone conversation at school:
"That's the second pair of pants I've ripped. Either my pants are getting old, or I need to lose weight."
Fighter, your intelligence is found to be lacking when compared to the average intelligence of a group of your peers. -White Mage

Small boys throw stones at frogs in jest. But the frogs do not die in jest. The frogs die in earnest. -Pliny the Elder

fuzzyoctopus

  • Level 57
  • *
  • Posts: 4556
  • Fell Points: 0
  • fearsome and furry
    • View Profile
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #84 on: June 22, 2006, 12:56:05 AM »
R is an old lady at the place I work who is about 70% senile.  One Sunday evening I'm putting her to bed.

R: What does CMT mean?
Me: It stands for Country Music Television.  Were you seeing a lot of that today?
R: They were jumping out of the cars, and then they were jumping over the cars, and then they were jumping into the cars, and then they drove the cars right into the water.
Me: Oh, what happened after they got in the water?
R: They got out pretty darn quick!
Me: Well, I have to admit you've pretty much summed up The Dukes of Hazzard.



"Hr hr! dwn wth vwls!" - Spriggan

I reject your reality, and substitute my own. - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

French is a language meant to be butchered, especially by drunk Scotts. - Spriggan

Shrain

  • Level 34
  • *
  • Posts: 2030
  • Fell Points: 1
  • Gargoyles have all the fun.
    • View Profile
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #85 on: June 24, 2006, 09:41:06 PM »
"I went through puberty--twice--for *this*!"
--Royal Pain, Sky High
Lord Ruler and Lady Protractor were off on vacation, thus the angles running amok.
--Spriggan

"The movie of my life must be really low-budget."
--Harry Dresden in DEAD BEAT

Chimera

  • Level 31
  • *
  • Posts: 1777
  • Fell Points: 0
  • Do I look pasty to you?
    • View Profile
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #86 on: June 25, 2006, 03:18:16 AM »
From Slumming by Kristen D. Randle, p. 80:

  I made myself ask, "What's going on with you?"
  "Nothing," she said after a moment. Just in case you don't already know this, any time a female answers any question with the word nothing, she is lying. Especially if she says it after a small pause. The word nothing actually means "something significant which you had better keep trying to figure out if you care anything at all about this relationship."

This made me laugh so hard because, sadly, it is quite true. There are times we women do not say what we mean. So I'm putting this here to help the men.  ;)
There is just no way you are the pine-scented air. --Billy Collins, "Litany"

Avatar courtesy OOTS

Harbinger

  • Level 10
  • *
  • Posts: 416
  • Fell Points: 0
  • Goes up to eleven
    • View Profile
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #87 on: June 25, 2006, 04:46:19 AM »
...Because you couldn't possibly help us by saying what you mean.  :P
Fighter, your intelligence is found to be lacking when compared to the average intelligence of a group of your peers. -White Mage

Small boys throw stones at frogs in jest. But the frogs do not die in jest. The frogs die in earnest. -Pliny the Elder

Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock

  • Level 57
  • *
  • Posts: 4591
  • Fell Points: 0
  • I Am Your Worst Nightmare's Dream
    • View Profile
    • Perfect
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #88 on: June 25, 2006, 03:52:36 PM »
Thank you, you whoever.

Honestly. There are no amount of words a woman could fittingly say to help coerce a man into actually penetrating the large gap most women find the time to construct in their mind to inhibit the ilks and whims of men! Why!? Why must you be the tyrant to our peasant farmer!? What is wrong with you all?!
“NOTHING IS TRUE. EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.”
                William S. Burroughs

“Who needs girls when you’ve got comics?”
                Grant Morrison’s Flex Mentallo

Chimera

  • Level 31
  • *
  • Posts: 1777
  • Fell Points: 0
  • Do I look pasty to you?
    • View Profile
Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #89 on: June 25, 2006, 07:20:04 PM »
I don't think it's that way. In my case, I rarely say what I'm thinking because I'm afraid of rejection. How the person responds to what I'm saying on one level determines whether or not I go to the next level.

I can't speak for all women, though.
There is just no way you are the pine-scented air. --Billy Collins, "Litany"

Avatar courtesy OOTS