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[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Maybe if I knew more about Jews I would understand them.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

The racist view of Jews is they have big noses and are stingy hoarders. They are infamous for being cheap (and somehow trying to control the world through some organization where they control all the money, even though no Jew I know is getting money from it).

/me declares today Racism Education Day.

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Why not just declare it Religious People Who Have Bad Ideas for Controlling World Trade Day?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Because that would ignore the "gyp" explanation I made in the other thread.

[FirstMateJack]

"Yeah, not like those stupid Canadians.

....What? Canda Sucks!"


-Peter Griffith.

[Maxwell]

well historically jews were bankers and traders and  jewelers, also ironically enough I've never met a jew who's bad at math. also true to sterotype I help teach a computer accounting cllass at the highschool and I do taxes for the community(very well infact) as well as art school I also plan to get my CPA(certified public accountant) liscense because if I end up not wanting to be an artist or photographer I can have a job with a steady cashflow and if I do still want to be an artist I will have said steady cashflow to fund my endeavors(being a starving artist is so last year) and as for jews controlling the world, well we do we have complete control of the media and for your pleasure
Famous people you probably didn't know were jewish:
Jack Black
Natalie Portman
Zach Braff
Gene Simmons
Paul Stanely
David Lee Roth
Bob Dylan
Paris Hilton(sort of a cultural embarrassment really)
Adam Sandler
Ben and Jerry Stiller
Jerry Seinfeld
Mel brooks
etc
they don't sound too jewish though because we have a cultural tradition of taking a stage name when we go into show business for example
Natalie Horrowitz->Natalie Portman
Hiam Witz-> Gene Simmons
Robert Zimmerman-> Bob Dylan
I don't know the other guys real names.
next time on KNOW A CULTURE; GYPSIES!

[FirstMateJack]

Paris Hilton(sort of a cultural embarrassment really)

next time on KNOW A CULTURE; GYPSIES!

Probably wouldn't have been as bad an embarassment until you told everyone.  

Great! Gypsies!! crystal balls, and finger cymbals, I can't wait.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I knew most of those. I listen to Adam Sandler.

And Mel Brooks, come on. To not know he's a Jew means you've never seen anything he's ever made.

[Shrain]

Famous people you probably didn't know were jewish:
Jerry Seinfeld

[sarcasm/]Ohmygosh! As Elaine would say, "Get out!" Seinfeld is Jewish? That's amazing; it explains so much. [/sarcasm]

You know, I really like this Racism Education Day.

[Maxwell]

you'd be suprised how dense people in california are.

[fuzzyoctopus]

Oddly, all the Jewish people I know are filkers from New York.

[Maxwell]

Well a majority of americas jews are from new york because all of them are, or are descended from european(mostly) immigrants, and new york(ellis Island) was the check point for all immigrants not comming from asia, those ones went to Angel island(san fransisco)

[House of Mustard]

Writing advice I recently received:

did you read my suggestion to write a book about the Berlin Wall coming down? I would base it from the experience of the anonymous small guy who said, "we are not keeping people in anymore." And make him not Mormon, but friends with a Mormon, not even a particularly good Mormon. Have him die at the end.

[FirstMateJack]

...Nice.


Instructions on software developing packet for writing better code (imported and translated from Chinese).

-- Start  
     -- Write program with as few bugs as possible
     loop
           -- test the program  
           if( program works perfectly )
                 done;
            else
                 -- keep your hair on
                 -- Find the bugs
                  -- Fix them, introducing as few new ones as possible.
           endif
     endloop

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

BenReilly: I think the only think thing that would have made Empire Strikes Back better would have been if Vader had said, "Who's your daddy, Luke?" instead of "I'm your father."
|Blade: Who's your daddy, Luke?
|Blade: why not, B****, I'm your daddy
BenReilly: "NO! It's not true! I'll never join you!
BenReilly: "You just got schooled, padawan"
|Blade: b****, come to the dark side, we kick ***