Best Quote Lately Reincarnated

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

At the risk of starting a political discussion, I thought this was funny.

Coffeebro: I agree that Bush isnt the best President we have ever had but I support his social issues.
Theism: Big Governtment....Big Brother.... Big Imigration.... Big Holy War.... Lack of forsight or care for natural disasters.... but, no on abortion! and gay rights.... way to go Bush!

[JenaRey]

Was looking for Irish terms to change my name and stumbled on this Irish curse.

Irish:  Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat.

Translation:  May the cat eat you, and may the cat be eaten by the devil.

[Oldie Black Witch]

Just FYI, that quote is in Scots Gaelic, not Irish.

It's an awesome quote, though. The Scots have some great sayings.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

[16:25] Sarah: yep. I'm sharp.
[16:27] Jena: Yep...give that girl scissors...she'll run with them.

[Shrain]

Grrr. This is to get at me for reminding you of the banning incident, isn't it? All I can say is that you'd better not forget the ice cream, e.

But here's a quote from Farscape that had me laughing so hard tonight:

John Crichton [in high-pitched voice]: You fart helium?

[Nessa]

Context: My mother recently got broadband internet at their house.

My dad's comment: "Broad Ban? We don't have a broad ban around here. We welcome all broads!"

[Shrain]

Jesse Haywood: "You can't wear that to bed! Those spurs'll kill me!"
--Shakiest Gun in the West

[fuzzyoctopus]

So we're helping my mother-in-law get ready for her craft show this weekend and we went out to the van to load up her stuff that she kept out there.  We opened the barn door and she backed the van up to it, but went crooked and backed the van into the edge of the doorway.
She gets out and looks to see if anything is damaged, but it doesn't appear to be.

*beat*
J.T. - "You just hit the broad side of a barn!"

[Shrain]

hahahaha. Luv it.

[Maxwell]

While I was at my friends house doing homework I was supprised to hear this "You know max there are probably a plethera of world issues I should be concerned about, and it's not as though they are boring....But for the life of me I can't stop being fascinated by my own breasts..." I laughed so hard, and of course there was onjly one way to reply to that "At least your honest."

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I think a statement about being fascinated by her breasts would have been appropriate as well.

[Maxwell]

true but that wuld have been too obvious

[JenaRey]

Last night my neice was talking about how old and grown up she is.  She's five.  So, she then asked me how old I was and, being a very stupid grownup, I asked her how old she thought I was.  Her response:

Are you 15?

Noooo.

Then you must be 110.

[Maxwell]

"Hunny I'm a towel-head, I'm always ready to go to the beach"

[Nessa]

My three-year-old:

"Strawberries make me wiggle!"