Best Quote Lately Reincarnated

[Nessa]

"I've never ridden shotgun on a hearse before." --from The Magnificient Seven

If you haven't seen that movie, shame on you; and if you haven't seen it recently, I have a DVD I can lend out so as to refresh your memory. It's a great movie! And Steve McQueen was hawt!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Warning, this quote is gross:

[08:48] SaintEhlersWork: and while you do that, I'm writing a poem
[08:49] sprigganTWG: roses are red, poop isn't
[08:49] SaintEhlersWork: ewwww
[08:49] sprigganTWG: and if it is see your doctor
[08:49] sprigganTWG: that's why I don't write poems

[Ratlord12]

"You twist the little nipple thing and tea comes pouring out of the bunghole." -mom, taken horribly out of context.

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

"Woah, there's a jump button?!" -My friend Scott was sitting in the middle of a room playing medal of honor during a party, and said that right as everyone stopped talking.

[Maxwell]

"Therapists just don't love me the way i hate them" my friend michelle at 2 in the morning over coffee
"Hit that, hit that like the fist of an angry god" My hilariously cute little ex girlfriend sarah when asked what she thought about another girl I"m interested in....the stuff that comes out of her mouth sometimes...
"Tonight sam... tonight's the night for bricks" My three year old nephew when asked why he was enigmatically stacking bricks in intricate spiral patterns around our peach trees

[Fellfrosch]

My four year old son was pretending to be a mutant ninja turtle, who then mutated into a lion, who then put on his Incredibles pajamas and became Dash.

Me: "So now you're Dash the mutant ninja lion?"
Him: "Yep. What is this world coming to?"

[Sigyn]

Feh, you kids don't know how easy you had it with your polyhedral dice and your crayon to rub on them. When I was a boy, we wished we could have some fancy polyhedral dice! We fought the bats and the dagnabbid stirges in Quasqueton using a little bag of paper chits that came with the game, and if you lost a chit, you could never get that number again, so heaven help you if you lost the 20. And we liked it! Now get off my lawn!

http://blog.wired.com/geekdad/2007/12/top-10-dd-modul.html

[White]

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! [/color]

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I think that may have been from the Simpsons movie.

Here's a list of several hundred one liners. ^_^ enjoy.

http://www.vegard.net/about/one-liners.php

[Shrain]

John Conner: "I call shotgun!"
John's terminator bodyguard, Cameron: "I call nine millimeter."

(Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles)

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Me and my friend Sam were trying to get our friend Brianna to do something a while back, I can't remember exactly.  I think we were trying to con candy from her.

Brianna: "No!"
Me: "How could you?! After everything we've done for you!"
Sam: "Learning your name and everything!"

[darxbane]

I'm pondering the immortal words of Socrates, who said; "I drank WHAT?"   
That was one of my favorite movies growing up

[The Lost One]

My five year old son to my wife.

Son: "Mommy you look like a teenager."
Wife: "Why do you say that?"
Son: "Because you have red dots on your face."

[Nessa]

My five year old:

Coffee makes you cough.
You pee a lot when you eat peanuts.

[SarahG]

Personally, I'm opposed to the bombing of abortion clinics.  But I wouldn't want to impose my morality on anyone else.

(Don't remember where I heard that one.)

[Sigyn]

"I'm not a soldier.  I'm a human being."
--- my four year old son