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The state of the Future
« on: April 30, 2003, 12:46:34 PM »
2005 - TWG starts making readers pay
2007 - Subliminal messages inserted into the TWG banner
2008 - Fellfrosch issues ultimatum to RPG.net: "Stop reviewing... or else"
2009 - Mr Pleasington starts underground rebellion against the corporate excess of TWG. EUOL becomes chief non-participant of the rebellion.
2010 - Battle of the polls leaves dozens of readers dead
2011 - Slant assassinated by rebel spy
2012 - Mr Pleasington captured by a assault team led by Tage. Is sentenced to death for his crimes against time wasting.
2012 - Mr Pleasington rescued by a walking carpet and EUOL's jedi mind powers.
2013 - It becomes illegal for US citizens to not partipate in TWG polls.
2014 - Fellfrosch assassinated and suceeded by House of Mustard. HoM steps up the war, appointing Entropy head of the Weapons of Mass Timewasting Development section.
2015 - Spriggan taints EUOL, turning him to the dark side.
2016 - EUOL becomes resident non-participant at TWG.
2017 - Isimir launches daring surprise attack, seizing the top banner and converting it into the rebel flagship.
2018 - top banner destroyed by Spriggans Flash code assault team. HoM declares him a hero of Time Wasters Everywhere.

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Anyone else want to finish the timeline?
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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2003, 01:02:56 PM »
Ha, I have to admit, this really made me laugh. I think you're a loon, but you're a funny one.
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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2003, 01:11:55 PM »
2019: SaintEhlers starts a new religion, forcing ElJeffe and Entropy to join "on pain of stoning"
2020: "Religious Wars" start between SaintEhlers and HoM over whether a religion is truly a waste of time even if the object of worship is wasting time.

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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2003, 01:14:53 PM »
2021: Time stops and the universe explodes, because if HoM ever approves of anything Spriggan says or does that's probably what will happen.
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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2003, 01:18:06 PM »
I think it would have all ended back in 2014 when I take over.  I never post anything and the site dwindles away into dusty oblivion.
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.

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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2003, 01:19:30 PM »
2022: Arathorn, revealed to be a secret member of the Time Corps sets everything right by going back to 2003 and shooting Entropy before he can start the timeline.
EUOL becomes the chief non-participant in linear time.

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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2003, 02:48:07 PM »
That cracks me up Entropy!

So apparently I'm Princess Leia?  

You did see the "Mr" in my name, right?   ;D

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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2003, 07:29:48 PM »
I blame myself, this is what happens when we leave him to his own devices.  No longer will I sleep instead of playing Pool with Entropy.
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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2003, 07:36:41 PM »
Great, now we've got people hacking into forum accounts. That obviously wasn't Sprig. Not only was it accepting blame for something, but there wasn't a single misspelled word. Come on, folks. If you're going to post message as other people, at least put a little effort into it.
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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2003, 08:09:37 PM »
I save the day  8)   or atleast I will.

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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2003, 09:26:50 PM »
2033 - Years later out of the dust and rubble Gemm shows up and begins to rebuild TWG from the ground up. Using the mutated minds of Fellfrosch, Spriggan, and Tage, he is successful. The new TWG (or as it will be called NTWG) will be in a euphoric utopia until Gemm realizes that guns are needed. He'll then use any metal he can find, make the guns, be kicked out of NTWG. Unto which NTWG will be blown to smitherins as its overrun my the mutated and multiplied pieces of Fell, Sprigg, and Tage. And Gemm will then proceed to sing "Left foot, right foot" as he travels to a new land of forums.
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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2003, 09:40:32 PM »
"You BLEW IT UP!"

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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2003, 09:00:52 AM »
2021- El Jeffe is appointed High Chief Priest in the Ehlers faith with the power to decide who lives and who dies.

Everyone dies!!!!
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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2003, 08:09:38 PM »
Somebody has been watching waaaay too much Pinky & the Brain.....
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Re: The state of the Future
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2003, 10:23:05 AM »
And guess who dies first!
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