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whatever toots your horn
« on: July 11, 2003, 12:07:10 AM »
So my coworker and I were talking about differences of opinion, and he said "Whatever whirls your dervish" which I thought was particularly odd. But then we started coming up with religious ones.

For Mormons, there's "Whatever baptizes your ancestors"
For medieval Christianity there's "Whatever burns your heretic."

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Re: whatever toots your horn
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2003, 03:15:23 AM »
For Bob Vila: whatever stains your deck
For Lancelot: whatever kills your mates  :)
For Donald Rumsfeld: whatever lobs your bomb

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Re: whatever toots your horn
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2003, 10:01:25 AM »
half the current regimes in the world:  Whatever tortures your citizens

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Re: whatever toots your horn
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2003, 10:28:34 AM »
Buddist "Whatever bangs your gong"
Hindu "Whatever pampers your cow"
Athiest "Whatever offends your sensabilities"
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Re: whatever toots your horn
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2003, 11:21:58 AM »
Cthulhu: Whatever strips away your sanity
phones: Whatever dials your tone
Warhammer: Whatever sells more models
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Re: whatever toots your horn
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2003, 02:29:46 PM »
For Spriggan: Whatever you're misspells somtehing
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Re: whatever toots your horn
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2003, 04:22:54 PM »
For Fell: Whatever sends in the submissions
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Re: whatever toots your horn
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2003, 11:32:52 PM »
For me: Whatever brings in the cheap slave labor that can later be sacrificed to dark forces.

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Re: whatever toots your horn
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2003, 05:56:37 PM »
For WOTC:  Whatever complicates the rules.

Alternatively for WOTC:  Whatever sucks out the fun

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Re: whatever toots your horn
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2003, 05:59:59 PM »
For Johnny Cash:   Whatever swings your gallows

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Re: whatever toots your horn
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2003, 07:25:34 PM »
For Windows: Whatever freezes your system.
For Mac: Whatever is compatable with your system.
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