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These Stupid Titles
« on: August 25, 2003, 01:38:06 PM »
I just wanted to rant a little bit about how for the last 3 levels I have been "Camel Poo Shoveler" of some sort. It's very annoying and probably only annoys me, and please don't change the level names so that I'll always be a "Camel Poo Shoveler" because then I would cry.

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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2003, 01:39:09 PM »
And if you see me making pointless/aimless replies to threads, it's because I'm hoping that Level 7 is something other than "Camel Poo Shoveler" and so I'm trying to get my reply count up.
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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2003, 05:02:35 PM »
but you're an EXPERT camel poo shoveler, you should be proud.
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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2003, 05:20:03 PM »
That is what passes for humour in EUOL and Fells minds. Take it like a man... er... woman. Or something :)
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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2003, 06:03:49 PM »
Heh, maybe next level will be Camel Spit Shoveler. That'd be something fierce funny.
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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2003, 06:23:29 PM »
The titles are actually the result of your computer probing inter your psyche where it discovers your inner-most occupational desire and assigns it. The more you post the more the computer percieves about your self-being.

This is our new computer-psychic technology that makes it all possible.
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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2003, 07:42:22 PM »
also, it uses monkeys. That makes it 53% more funny
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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2003, 09:36:27 PM »
I'm glad that someone finally appriciated/was annoyed by our hours and hours of tireless labor developing clever names, such as "Camel Poo Shoveler."

And, uh, I really can't remember how many Camel Poo professions there are.  We had to come up with a whole lot of names...
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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2003, 10:34:11 PM »
You have to admit, though, camel poo is a pretty big industry. I mean, camel poo shovelers really run society. Without them, we would be forced to walk among the filth of camel poo all day long. Respect them.
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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2003, 11:38:57 PM »
I know how you feel mistress.

I chose path of deception thinking I was going to end up some Machiavellian schemer.

Turns out its deception as in street magician.

Who knew?
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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2003, 01:52:37 AM »
Be proud; it takes a strong mind and a stout heart to make one's living shoveling poo.  Poo shovelers of America, we salute you with a 21 poo salute.

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Is it just me, or does something really stink in here?
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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2003, 12:11:00 PM »
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but you're an EXPERT camel poo shoveler, you should be proud.


I should? How do you figure that? How could I possibly be proud of being a camel poo shoveler, expert or not? Where is the glory in being really good at shovelign camel poo? Where does one learn that anyway?

And why? Camels live in a big dessert. The Sahara desert is not a litter box that needs cleaning.

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I chose path of deception thinking I was going to end up some Machiavellian schemer.

Turns out its deception as in street magician.

Who knew?


I know. I chose to be a student of Martial Arts. I seriously doubt that any self-respecting student of anything, be it Martial Arts or Underwater Basket Weaving would put up with this crap.

Oh dear. I just made a stupid pun.
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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2003, 05:13:17 PM »
duh, because you're an expert. You can now go on TV and be a panel "Expert." They never ask what you're an expert in.

Besides, it's some sort of Buddhist thing. You're supposed to learn about the nature of the universe by learning about the nature of shoveling camel poo.
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2003, 07:49:24 PM »
Wow . . . that was . . . I . . .

Wow.

I actually don't mind the title as much anymore.

That was amazing Saint.
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Re: These Stupid Titles
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2003, 08:28:21 PM »
"If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit."

In other words, if YOU'RE an expert on camel poo, I'm a master of BS.
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