Dueling EUOL while he sleeps

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

I had to post the whole thing, because I thought It was just too brutal.

So begins the duel between Mad DR. Jeffe and EUOL! Tremble in awe at the mighty conflict!

It is a bout between a Student of Nature and a Student of Dark Magic !
The first battle will be one of Dark Magic!
You have 305 hitpoints.
EUOL has 110 hitpoints.


EUOL casts a Darkspark spell!
You defend with a No Spell spell!
The spell misses you!

You cast your Darkflame spell!
EUOL defends with a No Spell spell!
spell absorbs 4 damage!
You hit EUOL for 194 damage!
EUOL has -84 hit points left.



Practice:


EUOL swings his Broken Stick !
EUOL misses you!

You swing your Big Rock !
You hit EUOL for 58 dammage!
EUOL has -142 hit points left.

EUOL uses his Thrown Rock !
EUOL misses you!

You use your Thrown Rock !
You hit EUOL for 35 dammage!
EUOL has -177 hit points left.

EUOL uses Wimpy Slap style!
EUOL misses you!

You use Claws of the Cat style!
You hit EUOL for 65 dammage!
EUOL has -242 hit points left.

EUOL casts a Darkspark spell!
You defend with a No Spell spell!
The spell misses you!

You cast your Darkflame spell!
EUOL defends with a No Spell spell!
spell absorbs 4 damage!
You hit EUOL for 127 damage!
EUOL has -369 hit points left.

EUOL casts a No Spell spell!
You defend with a No Spell spell!
The spell misses you!

You cast your No Spell spell!
EUOL defends with a Dark Warding spell!
spell absorbs 3 damage!
You hit EUOL for 0 damage!
EUOL has -369 hit points left.

EUOL casts a No Spell spell!
You defend with a Firegift spell!
The spell misses you!

You cast your Firegift spell!
EUOL defends with a No Spell spell!
spell absorbs 2 damage!
You hit EUOL for 267 damage!
EUOL has -636 hit points left.

You make a mighty speech!
EUOL tries a rebuttle, but fails!
You win the bout point, and scream at your opponant: "Peace, dude!"

[EUOL]

Since dueling is in an early testing stage, I obviously let you win so that we could--uh--test the ramifications of a dark mage getting clobbered.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

I didn't know you could go to - 636 hp, but obviously you havent leveled up for a while...

[EUOL]

It takes great fortitude.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Gahhh!!! it goes lower?!!?!?!?!?!?!?



You cast your Firegift spell!
EUOL defends with a No Spell spell!
spell absorbs 2 damage!
You hit EUOL for 117 damage!
EUOL has -722 hit points left.

You make a mighty speech!
EUOL tries a rebuttle, but fails!
You win the bout point, and scream at your opponant: "Peace, dude!"

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Well Jeffe, so comes the price of messing with EUOL! And that price is Mwah!

So begins the duel between Gemm and ElJeffe! Tremble in awe at the mighty conflict!

It is a bout between a Student of Nature and a Student of Nature !
The first battle will be one of Hand to Hand!
You have 318 hitpoints.
ElJeffe has 305 hitpoints.


ElJeffe uses Claws of the Cat style!
ElJeffe misses you!

You use Teeth of the Rat style!
You hit ElJeffe for 62 dammage!
ElJeffe has 243 hit points left.



Practice:


ElJeffe swings his Big Rock !
ElJeffe misses you!

You swing your Rock !
You miss ElJeffe!

ElJeffe uses his Thrown Rock !
ElJeffe hits you for 42 dammage!
You have 276 hit points left.

You use your Big Thrown Rock !
You miss ElJeffe!

ElJeffe uses Claws of the Cat style!
ElJeffe hits you for 79 dammage!
You have 197 hit points left.

You use Teeth of the Rat style!
You hit ElJeffe for 46 dammage!
ElJeffe has 197 hit points left.

ElJeffe casts a Darkflame spell!
You defend with a Minor Healing spell!
The spell misses you!

You cast your No Spell spell!
ElJeffe defends with a No Spell spell!
spell absorbs 14 damage!
You hit ElJeffe for 0 damage!
ElJeffe has 197 hit points left.

ElJeffe casts a No Spell spell!
You defend with a No Spell spell!
Your spell absorbs 10 damage!
ElJeffe hits you for 8 damage!
You have 189 hit points left.

You cast your Increase Strength spell!
ElJeffe defends with a No Spell spell!
You miss ElJeffe!

ElJeffe casts a Firegift spell!
You defend with a Summon Wind Elemental spell!
The spell misses you!

You cast your Summon Wind Elemental spell!
ElJeffe defends with a Firegift spell!
You miss ElJeffe!
You make a mighty speech!
ElJeffe tries a rebuttle, but fails!
You win the bout point, and scream at your opponant: "Behold the untempered fury of the woods!"

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

you want a piece of me!!!!!!!!!


So begins the duel between Mad DR. Jeffe and Gemm! Tremble in awe at the mighty conflict!

It is a bout between a Student of Nature and a Student of Nature !
The first battle will be one of Neutral Magic!
You have 305 hitpoints.
Gemm has 318 hitpoints.


Gemm casts a Summon Wind Elemental spell!
You defend with a Firegift spell!
The spell misses you!

You cast your Firegift spell!
Gemm defends with a Summon Wind Elemental spell!
You miss Gemm!


Practice:


Gemm swings his Rock !
Gemm misses you!

You swing your Big Rock !
You hit Gemm for 96 dammage!
Gemm has 222 hit points left.

Gemm uses his Big Thrown Rock !
Gemm misses you!

You use your Thrown Rock !
You hit Gemm for 25 dammage!
Gemm has 197 hit points left.

Gemm uses Teeth of the Rat style!
Gemm misses you!

You use Claws of the Cat style!
You miss Gemm!

Gemm casts a No Spell spell!
You defend with a No Spell spell!
The spell misses you!

You cast your Darkflame spell!
Gemm defends with a Minor Healing spell!
spell absorbs 14 damage!
You hit Gemm for 63 damage!
Gemm has 134 hit points left.

Gemm casts a Increase Strength spell!
You defend with a No Spell spell!
The spell misses you!

You cast your No Spell spell!
Gemm defends with a No Spell spell!
You miss Gemm!

Gemm casts a Summon Wind Elemental spell!
You defend with a Firegift spell!
The spell misses you!

You cast your Firegift spell!
Gemm defends with a Summon Wind Elemental spell!
spell absorbs 33 damage!
You hit Gemm for 170 damage!
Gemm has -36 hit points left.

You make a mighty speech!
Gemm tries a rebuttle, but fails!
You win the bout point, and scream at your opponant: "Peace, dude!"

[Tage]

Ha, I can't believe you guys are still doing this even though it's not even finished.

People are so weird.