Jokes and Riddles

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

ok, you're right, Onion hasn't been a stupid git. You're totally right about that.

but your false grovelling isn't appealing. I'd rather you jsut say "sorry" and stop trying to ingratiate yourself (or as it feels like you're trying to do, make us feel guilty for doing some noobie smack down, which will never work. The only person who can make us feel remotely guilty for that is EUOL).

Try participating in the discussions already going on. That will work better for you. I'm not trying to say this to be mean or attack. I'm saying it because you (hopefully) want to know how to be social with us without us being mean back. This is how. Read a thread that interests you, and respond to it. Onion did a few of those. And you're right, he annoys me much less than you do right now.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

Thanks

And it was less false or sarcastic groveling as it was I am, right now, the bottom rung of the latter, soooooo, technically I AM your inferior.  Soooooo, I wasn't trying to piss you off with that last statement, only the other ones, hehehe.  I'll be more careful about that.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

I just thought I'd let you know off the Get Go that the statement about my purposful pissing you off was a joke.  Not like my dead babies thing which was a statement.  Thank You.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

ok, that just seemed to be more sarcasm, considering the previous material. It's hard to move directly from behavior that angers to behavior that's supposed to be a joke right away, as ths shift will rarely be recognized. but I appreciate the efforts. I will try to see what you're REALLY doing rather than assume you're trying to make us mad. After all, it's only fair that i give you the benefit of a doubt.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

thanks.

oh, and your monkey's sideburns rock, or is that a peice of thumb sticking to his blindfold?  

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

If they are sideburns, then boy, that monkey must get picked on a lot.

And speaking of poor jokes, I have one.

"Q: Whats the difference between a ferrari and 1000 dead babies?

A: I don't have a ferrari in my garage."

Yeah, you can thank my friends later.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Gemm, I'm going to have to pummel you bloody now.

they're sideburns. I think.