Author Topic: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?  (Read 7997 times)

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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2009, 05:45:16 AM »
Why am I still reading this thread?  Better yet, why am I posting in it...

To annoy Kaz?

I'm fairly new here, but I think I'm already doing a pretty good job of annoying him.

Not as good as the person mixing Star Wars in, but still ....

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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2009, 06:18:11 AM »
Eerongal is awesome!!!! though we (the voices in my head and I) think he is crazy....
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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2009, 08:48:07 AM »
Eerongal is awesome!!!! though we (the voices in my head and I) think he is crazy....

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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2009, 07:23:10 PM »
Does that mean I'm number one at annoying you?

Wooowhoooo!!!!

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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2009, 08:42:21 PM »
Kaz makes it his purpose in life to attempt to annoy us all. Sometimes, we try to return the favor. It works out pretty well.
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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2009, 10:41:32 PM »
I just hope I'm not seriously annoying him.

I just like messing around, and misinterpreting things.

Fun place, and Brandon's writing is a fun backdrop on which to do it.

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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2009, 12:24:34 AM »
I just hope I'm not seriously annoying him.

Don't. It's much more fun to annoy him without regard for his feelings.  **smiles innocently, glances at Kaz, then walks away**

**comes back**

Oh, about the misinterpreting things, it's a favorite pastime for most of us here.

**leaves again**
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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2009, 12:32:45 AM »
*drags Andrew back* Well as you can *chokes Andrew* see it is rather hard to annoy me *Andrew is now the color of a plum* because i have a dry sense of humor *releases Andrew who shudders violently on the ground*
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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2009, 12:41:00 AM »
Oh, come on Kaz. You can do much better than that. After all, you've got to be relatively close to realistic. I mean, everyone knows that by all rights, that last scene should have gone like this.

From Kaz's point of view:
**Goes to attempt to drag Andrew back, but hesitates, knowing that Andrew is awesomer (yes, that is a word) than he is. Reaches forward, grabs Andrew..... and gets utterly destroyed as Andrew uses his amazing forum-fighting skills to annihilate him**

Or, from mine:
**Notices Kaz is trying be cool and grab me, promptly turns and destroys him**

If you want any of us to believe anything you say, you'll have to make it a little closer to the truth. For instance, you could have me utterly destroying you, but then in your much weakened state, you trip me, causing me some minor embarrassment, or something of that sort.

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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2009, 03:00:29 AM »
Andrew you forget i was taught martial arts by chuck norris i can kill you 9 ways with my pinky...
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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2009, 03:25:29 AM »
Play nice boys, or I'm going to stand on top of a really tall building and throw frozen grapes at you.
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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2009, 03:57:35 PM »
So let me make sure I have this right.

Chuck Norris signed Robert Jordan's copy of Star Wars with Kaz's pen?

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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2009, 05:45:19 PM »
Exactly.
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not with a bang, but a whimper
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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2009, 09:46:35 PM »
I still haven't gotten that pen back! :(
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Re: Who signed Robert Jordan's name of the Gathering Storm from Sam Wellers?
« Reply #29 on: November 19, 2009, 01:12:28 AM »
I still haven't gotten that pen back! :(

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