Final Elections for the New Hero of Ages

[Eerongal]

So unless sort disagrees with me, Zas is officially the unofficial Hoid.

Speaking of, where is sort? i haven't seen him on in like....a month. Eh, prolly just the holidays got him all caught up with other things.

[Patriotic Kaz]

No he said or anything else I want therefore he is an unofficial tyrant trust me I know my peeps....

[Chaos]

I want to open that can of worms.

[Miyabi]

Oh Lawd, someone save us.

[little wilson]

Did I just hear someone call for a savior? Why do you need to call for one, as if you don't already have a Hero of Ages? In fact, you have two. Don't be getting greedy now. We, in our respective positions of authority and titles and control and such, can take Chaos down. Any long-windedness (or worms) that Chaos may throw out will be defeated by the short, succinct posts that sort and i are so good at (and if he throws worms, we have lots of birds....Yes. We do. And these birds don't just eat worms. These birds are Birds. You know the Hitchcock movie The Birds? Yeah....Chaos should run in fear from our pets).

Plus, Chaos has a capital letter in his name. This alone makes him inferior to us. And numbers. Psh....Who resorts to numbers? lame....

[Miyabi]

Hey now, I have many capital letters in my name.  As well as hyphens!  I suppose I am even worse than Chaos?

[little wilson]

Perhaps if you were trying to decry our rightfully-earned power...AND there were numbers. But you have/are doing neither, so you are safe in the eyes of the Heroes. For now.

However, should you try to slander us, this will change. Quickly. Before you can even say nenananjitwablighbatahforzwickergooeyerang. *nods*

[Miyabi]

Perhaps if you were trying to decry our rightfully-earned power...AND there were numbers. But you have/are doing neither, so you are safe in the eyes of the Heroes. For now.

However, should you try to slander us, this will change. Quickly. Before you can even say nenananjitwablighbatahforzwickergooeyerang. *nods*

First part of the whole post I saw.

[Patriotic Kaz]

And no we don't have a Hero of Ages we have 2 halves making you both weaker than Chaos and myself! Such arrogance to think you can dally with Titans!!!!!

[Chaos]

Perhaps if you were trying to decry our rightfully-earned power...

Your rightfully-earned power? I'll have you know I had more votes for me as Hero of Ages than both sort and you combined.

[little wilson]

No, Kaz. We are two people who are powerful, and with that power combined as it is, we are so much stronger than your feeble arm-swings. We blast you with Uzi's. Or we would if we had Uzi's but we don't. Because our weapons are so much cooler. Our weapons are our brains.....And our Birds...But the emphasis is on the Brains.

Anyway, your statement of us being less powerful is an outright lie. You are inferior also because of your many capital letters. And also because you don't know our true names, which if you were truly stronger than us, you would know. Because of your supposed 'omnipotence' or whatever it was....

And Chaos, it doesn't matter if you had more votes. You were deposed. Because you are tyrant, and you even admitted to being a tyrant. Plus, sort and i are cooler, because we don't feel the need to have capital letters in our names, lording it over everyone else. We are humble, because of all of our small letters. Yes. It is true. Humility abounds with us.

[Patriotic Kaz]

Nope I'm Omnipotent Not Omniscient (That's Chaos) And Capital Letters Signify Importance And I am Important Therefore I Am Capitalizing All Of My Words! And Chaos Was Only Deposed Because I Thought It A Funny Practical Joke! All Dieties are Tyrants! The Fact That You Are Not Proves Your Lack Of Power!

[Chaos]

Kaz, We Must Unite And Destroy These Infidels.

[Patriotic Kaz]

Hey Chaos Change Your Quote To Hero Of The Ages Because Without The The It Makes You Look Like Part Of The Ages While We Transcend Time Because We Are Uber Like That!

[Andrew the Great]

Wow. This is sad.

Oh, and wilson, please stop talking about your true names. It makes me think of Eragon, which is not a pleasant thing to think about.

Besides, I'm officially throwing my lot in for Zas, and since I also have divine powers by virtue of being awesome (I'm not omniscient or omnipotent, Kaz, but I have something even better - see if Chaos in his "Omniscience" can figure that one out...), my vote tips the scale in favor of Zas over Chaos, who only ever really had one vote anyway (Yes, himself. His mother might have voted for him if she were a forum-going type person...which i say with absolutely no knowledge of his mother except that she's not on TWG, so far as I am aware), which can hardly count as real competition.

So even if sort comes back and votes against Zas, he still has a majority and therefore wins.

Oh, and apparently Hoid was there when Andonalsium was shattered, so I'm not really sure that the Shards have all that much influence on who is Hoid anyway (since he did come before them - also, I think you might have just elected your own competition (Hoid seems to be bound to a shard) which is pretty ironic).