Final Elections for the New Hero of Ages

[little wilson]

doesn't it seem odd that the only two on the ballot both won?

Indeed, but I rather like it this way.

Also, just so everyone knows, sort and I are changing our names. Henceforth we will be known as:

*drum roll, please*

Awesome and Awesomer

...Not really. Our true names, which are not Ruin and Preservation, will remain a secret. They are so amazing that letting you know them would Ruin our grand plans. However, if you want to refer to us by Awesome and Awesomer, sort is Awesome. I'm Awesomer.

[Frog]

They are so amazing that letting you know them would Ruin our grand plans.

So it's Sort's job to tell us then?

[The Jade Knight]

And you can refer to me as "Awesomest", Wilson.

[little wilson]

So it's Sort's job to tell us then?

No. Unless he wants it to be his job...But since our names are not Ruin and Preservation, the capitalized nature of Ruin does not refer to sort....Because his REAL name is different. We both know what it is. And it is awesome. But my name is awesomer.....

Just me, Jade? Or do you want everyone to call you that?

[sortitus]

Our titles are both lowercase. Because we're the hoa, switches. We will always refer to each other sneakily within our fabulous posts (when we do refer to each other, that is), just so you can go through them agonizingly trying to determine what our names are. Ironically enough, I don't use wilson's name in this post (except for right there ), which is saying how we will sneakily refer to each other. Interesting, wot? Perhaps I will start next post. So now you all have a hint. And another hint: wilson has not said either of our true names yet.

It's like the digging you normally do in book theory threads, but with less words to pick apart! What could possibly go wrong?

[Patriotic Kaz]

You can refer to me as I am.

[sortitus]

I am referring to I am as I am. Jeez! What kind of guy do you think I am, I am?

This is uncomfortably close to Green Eggs and Ham.

[Eerongal]

I am referring to I am as I am. Jeez! What kind of guy do you think I am, I am?

This is uncomfortably close to Green Eggs and Ham.

i do not like green sort with ham, i do not like them, kaz i am.

I would not eat them with ol' shade, i would not eat with fork or spade.

I would not eat them in front of wilson, i would not eat them still, son.

[Patriotic Kaz]

See i now have worshipers!!!! Sort you can still keep Scardiel if i have your undying allegiance...

[The Jade Knight]

So it's Sort's job to tell us then?

No. Unless he wants it to be his job...But since our names are not Ruin and Preservation, the capitalized nature of Ruin does not refer to sort....Because his REAL name is different. We both know what it is. And it is awesome. But my name is awesomer.....

Just me, Jade? Or do you want everyone to call you that?

Especially you, but everyone' s welcome to call me Awesomest.

Kaz, from now on, I'll call you the Welsh form of "I am", which is "dwin".

How's it going, Dwin?  Whatcha dwin?  (har har)

(BTW, that's the Gog form)

[Patriotic Kaz]

Dwin is acceptable as it still implies my omnipotence...



P.S. for those of you not familar with the Old Testament Moses tells everyone I am sent him "I am I am" not "I am Sam" Jesus later claims to be "I Am" so by acknowleding me as I am you are worshiping me as Yaweh!!!!

[The Jade Knight]

Actually, Dwin, it doesn't.  Dwin implies that you're a Gog and you don't have the faintest clue about literary usage.  But the fact that you wouldn't be Dwin if you weren't a Gog automatically ensures that you CAN'T be omnipotent.

And it sounds funny, too.

[Patriotic Kaz]

All powerful ain't all knowing!!!!

[Chaos]

Actually, Kaz, I'm omniscient. I knew this would happen.

[Patriotic Kaz]

I always said you were my rival Chaos...but I am supreme!!!!


Edit: the works is always the best way to go....