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Don't Taze Me Bro...
« on: August 26, 2009, 03:13:15 PM »
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2009, 03:32:25 PM »
An impressive arrest history as well! He finally managed to get arrested in a newsworthy manner though, which is a great accomplishment in itself.
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2009, 03:37:07 PM »
His mugshot is newsworthy all by itself...
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2009, 03:38:39 PM »
that guy looks freakin' crazy.
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2009, 05:50:29 PM »
He had an epically bad day. Doesn't it make sense that he should get an epically bad mug to match?
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2009, 06:00:23 PM »
I'm pretty sure that is one of his previous mugs (he's had plenty of them).  There's no charring on this one...
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2009, 06:54:58 PM »
Oh, I thought that it sounded like torso burns only.
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2009, 06:57:55 PM »
Who wants to bet me that this intelligence-deficient gentleman sues for a boatload of money?
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2009, 07:27:26 PM »
I dunno, it doesn't sound like he can afford a lawyer.
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2009, 07:48:23 PM »
I wouldn't take you on that bet C.M.  Some lawyer is probably salivating over it already.  And it doesn't matter if you can't afford a lawyer; there are plenty of Plaintiff's attorneys who work on commission.  They won't charge you a cent unless you recover, but then they can be compensated for 25% (or a lot higher percentage dending on the state) of the damage award.  They'll probably sue the taser manufacturor as well.

Of course, I'm not so sure how successful Mr. Idiot would be.  He did run from the police and then try to kick and bite the cops tackling him.
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2009, 08:07:28 PM »
Quote from: Recovering_Cynic on August 26, 2009, 07:48:23 PM
I wouldn't take you on that bet C.M.  Some lawyer is probably salivating over it already.  And it doesn't matter if you can't afford a lawyer; there are plenty of Plaintiff's attorneys who work on commission.  They won't charge you a cent unless you recover, but then they can be compensated for 25% (or a lot higher percentage dending on the state) of the damage award.  They'll probably sue the taser manufacturor as well.

Of course, I'm not so sure how successful Mr. Idiot would be.  He did run from the police and then try to kick and bite the cops tackling him.

Exactly. Of course they may be able to buy him off with a lifetime supply of spray paint.... Wow thats sad.
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2009, 08:10:22 PM »
You know, the world might be a better place if plaintiff's attorneys were paid their percentage in spray paint...
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2009, 08:14:18 PM »
That uptight, are they?

Or are you suggesting a more "applied" payment?
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2009, 08:52:36 PM »
Plaintiff's lawyer = leach.  Applied payment would therefore be approved.

Seriously though, they are a necessary evil, but an evil nonetheless.
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Re: Don't Taze Me Bro...
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2009, 08:57:15 PM »
Quote from: Recovering_Cynic on August 26, 2009, 08:52:36 PM
Plaintiff's lawyer = leach.  Applied payment would therefore be approved.

Seriously though, they are a necessary evil, but an evil nonetheless.

I take it that means you're a defense attorney?

I always considered that as a profession, but i assumed i would suck at it, so i didn't go that route.
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