Grumpiness in New, Seasonal Flavours

[Andrew the Great]

My dad is allergic to cats too. I just don't like them.

[little wilson]

My dad is allergic to cats too.

Same with my dad. He used to have hay fever really bad. Still does, but it's not as bad. We had no chance of getting cats when we were younger--not that we would've, since my neighbor has enough for pretty much the whole street plus some, and we've always been more for dogs, but....oh well.

[Patriotic Kaz]

I hated cats before i became allergic now i hate them more. Wilson you should totaly fufil your desire and put it on Youtube for the rest of us to enjoy! After all it may end your discouraged state and make you just cruel.


P.S. If we don't get the cats now they WILL get us later...watch Cats and Dogs and remember TV never lies!!!

[little wilson]

Wilson you should totaly fufil your desire and put it on Youtube for the rest of us to enjoy! After all it may end your discouraged state and make you just cruel.

Um. No. I'm pretty sure that's a felony, and if it's not (which I would be surprised) it's at least a misdemeanor. If I didn't do time, I'd at least be fined a hefty amount....I'm a poor college student. I don't have that kind of money, nor do I want something like cruelty to animals on my permanent record before I even turn 25.

Heck, I don't want ANYTHING on my record before then (or after that, preferably). Even if it was for the noble cause of the enjoyment of you folks (although, I'm positive there would be more than a few who would not be humored by it in the slightest...).

[Patriotic Kaz]

What you mean that people would shun you for a comedic act? what is the world coming too?

[little wilson]

A comedic act? Is that what throwing a cat off a bridge is? This is no small bridge....See? I'm positive it's illegal to throw things off it, much less live things. If I were caught (which I would be, if not in the act, at least when it was posted on youtube), things would not be pretty....

[Andrew the Great]

You could just claim that is was an undead cat, and the only way to kill it was to light it on fire and throw it off the bridge.

As for why you had to kill it, well.... You could claim it was part of the great kitten conspiracy, and as such had to be destroyed. I like this plan.

[Chaos]

You could just claim that is was an undead cat, and the only way to kill it was to light it on fire and throw it off the bridge.

As for why you had to kill it, well.... You could claim it was part of the great kitten conspiracy, and as such had to be destroyed. I like this plan.

An undead anything is reason to kill it. Or unkill it, at least.

[RavenstarRHJF]

*vehemently objects to the direction this conversation is taking*

[Chaos]

I actually really like cats. One of my friends got a kitten this summer and it is pretty much the cutest thing ever.

[little wilson]

Yeah. I love kittens. They're adorable. And then they grow up to be cats, which aren't as adorable. Although, I must admit, my brother's cats are really cool.

And I already said, it's illegal to throw things off the bridge, undead or not....Well. Actually. Now that I think about it, I don't think I've heard that you can't throw undead things off the bridge. Live is a given. Dead is given. Inanimate is a given. But undead...Hmm.

[ryos]

You know, I've always wanted to test the Buttered Cat Paradox. If a few cats must die for science, well, then that's just a perk of the job.

[little wilson]

Ah, yes. Science. There's no better reason to kill a few cats. Well. Except to rid the world of a few cats....Anyway, I would be VERY interested in learning the outcome of that test...

[Patriotic Kaz]

While we are giving cats legal rights we may as well say that they have feelings too... psshhh so ridculus its like commies having feelings

[sortitus]

People suck.