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[little wilson]

Maybe he feels the same way about women as he does about short people....Or maybe it's just the combination of the two....If I was a tall guy, I'd probably feel humiliated if two short girls beat me up, too....But alas, I'm in the "short girl" category, so I don't have to worry about that kind of humiliation.

Ah, the joys of being mistaken for a guy online....I'm with Silk. Happened to me a lot. I don't really care anymore. In fact, I think it's kinda funny....like that duel. Wasn't me who pointed out Jade's error....

And back to the beating....Frog very well could hold you down. At least, I hope she can, because I don't think I'd be very successful beating on you if your arms were free. It could be somewhat problematic....

[Karl]

If two fine ladies threatened to accost me, I would have to play the gentleman and surrender...

[Flo_the_G]

Wait, there are women on the internet?

[GreenMonsta]

Hahahaha, Flo that was awesome.

Its not that I have a problem with women or short people. Its more of a pride thing. If two women came at me and one held me while the other beat me I might as well have that procedure done that Pare is thinking of over in the Titles thread.

Although it may be fun to be accosted by two women for a little while, the end result might not be too nice. And who's a gentlemen these days. I would probably run.

[Necroben]

hey, I like to be accosted, it can be fun!

[little wilson]

I don't think the original intent of the accosting was to be fun....But that could be easily changed.

I thought you said nothing would be worth getting a gender change? Or is being beaten up by two girls the one thing that is?

Ya know, gentlemen aren't completely extinct. Sure, they're a dying race but....that can be changed too.

And Monsta, are you still up for dueling?

[Frog]

And another obscure quote that pretty much sums up this experience for me: Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them. (yes, I am always quoting movies, you may just have to get used to it.)
So yeah, I would never 'accost' a gentlemen but if you are going to a punk... I make no promises.

[wcarter4]

Fair fights?! Ha! There is utterly no excuse in a fair fight.

[Karl]

Frog, I considered writing a conversation between to people solely in movie quotes. Sound like a nifty idea at first, but then sounds really tedious and boring in fact.

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal."

Yeah, I too tend to use a lot of quotes.

[Silk]

I do too, except my quotes are song lyrics not movie quotes. 

[Flo_the_G]

I don't, because I can never remember any that are of any use, ever.

"These are not the droids you're looking for."

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[little wilson]

Occasionally I'll quote movies....More often, though, I will make references. And most of the time, those references are to Star Wars....Star Wars rocks.

[Karl]

Is this the point where I again reinforce the notion that I'm terribly old by saying 'yeah, I remember seeing Star Wars in the theater...'

[little wilson]

But that doesn't really work, because they re-aired in theatre before Phantom Menace came out....I know, because my brother is a HUGE Star Wars freak, and he was ecstatic that he'd get to see them in theatres.

[Silk]

I saw Star Wars when it came out in theatre. The first time.

In fact I saw the original (I remember this 'cause I was iffy about seeing the new Star Wars because of it) but I'm pretty sure that wasn't in theatre.