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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #270 on: March 30, 2010, 02:14:15 PM »
Too lazy to see if Jim Gaffifan's Bacon sketch has already been posted. If so, it's worth posting again.

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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #271 on: March 31, 2010, 02:33:57 AM »
His best sketch. ever.

IMHO hot pockets is the most hilarious. I die laughing every time I watch it and I've seen it at least a dozen times.

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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #272 on: March 31, 2010, 04:51:30 AM »
His best sketch. ever.

IMHO hot pockets is the most hilarious. I die laughing every time I watch it and I've seen it at least a dozen times.



Have you seen when he talks about ketchup? that ones pretty good. I think its from king baby, but i could be wrong.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #273 on: March 31, 2010, 03:14:14 PM »
i'll have to look that one up.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #274 on: April 17, 2010, 11:49:25 PM »
I saw these and thought "DUDE!!! AWESOME!!!"

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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #275 on: April 18, 2010, 07:00:50 AM »
I saw these and thought "DUDE!!! AWESOME!!!"



If someone brought me that, i'd totally put out on the first date. :o
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #276 on: April 19, 2010, 08:14:44 PM »
Dan, I was given a bacon idea at work.  We will need to try it in conjunction with jalapeņo bacon burgers.

Grilled, marinated red onions wrapped in bacon.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #277 on: April 19, 2010, 09:00:20 PM »
Dan, I was given a bacon idea at work.  We will need to try it in conjunction with jalapeņo bacon burgers.

Grilled, marinated red onions wrapped in bacon.

That sounds absolutely wonderful.

Supposedly a buddy of mine is getting ground bacon this weekend for his birthday BBQ, because he wants to make *LITERAL* bacon burgers.  i'll let you cats know how it turns out (if he does get it)

in other news, last weeked, i obtained bacon jelly beans. They were completely and utterly TERRIBLE. (and they didn't taste a thing like bacon!)
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #278 on: April 20, 2010, 04:02:23 AM »
Bookstore Guy, I'm all over it. That sounds awesome.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #279 on: April 20, 2010, 08:16:54 PM »
Maybe someone's already posted this. But if not . . . I totally want to see Dan wearing this at the next LTUE.

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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #280 on: April 21, 2010, 01:04:06 AM »
If I can get it without the bacon scent, I'm there. I have yet to find an allegedly bacon-scented item that didn't smell completely horrible.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #281 on: June 25, 2010, 09:25:22 PM »

Bacon explosion *nom nom nom*


They apparently sell them, too, if you're too lazy to make your own.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #282 on: June 28, 2010, 06:57:05 AM »
That is quite possibly the most unhealthy food ever invented by man. Looks delicious, too.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #283 on: June 29, 2010, 03:07:03 AM »
It's like... meatloaf, comprised completely of bacon...

*mouthwater*

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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #284 on: June 30, 2010, 07:14:01 AM »
For some reason this thread makes me think of Abraham Lincoln beards made of bacon.  Dan Wells in a bacon beard. . . .
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