Better names for hurricanes

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Ok the seasons now in full swing, and soon everyone will start hearing about tropical storm Charline, or Hurricane Debbie. But lately Ive come to think that these names arent in keeping with the raw power of these storms.

So this is the thread to post new and terrifying names for hurricanes.

I think hurricane Devestator is a good way to start off.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

oh, you know you're frightened of "Tropical Depression Phil"

which, y'know, sounds like an Englishman who was wrong about a vacation helping him feel more chipper.

[Entsuropi]

I'd be tempted to wait for 4 hurricanes to happen simultenously and then call them Death, Famine, War and Disease.

That'd rule.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

Hurricane "tornados-are-wimps"

[Maxwell]

hurricane "he's just expressing himself"
hurricane "columbine", sure it's small now...just try teasing it some more

[Sig]

Hurricane "I AM THE BOX GHOST!"

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Hurricane Mess you the @#$* up!

[Sig]

Hurricane "Stronger than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and The Incredible Hulk combined."

[Maxwell]

hurricane "spin cycle"
hurricane "steamy northern lovin"
hurricane "wet"
hurricane "al roker"
hurricane "man I have to pee"
hurricane "broken plumbing"

[Master Gopher]

I have definitely heard of a a Hurricane Cyril. Apparently, they simply pick names going through the alphabet systematically. In whihc case, I'm just hanging on here in the hope that I'll one day hear of the untold destruction caused by Hurricane Terence.