These Stupid Titles VI

[Silk]

Well, yeah. If I don't have clean glasses, I might miss a kick from some uncharitable scum that sends me sprawling back into the gutter.

*brushes fleas off of hands and holds glasses out* If you don't mind. I never thought to beg one of those glasses lens cloths. I'll put it next on the list!

[CthulhuKefka]

*Takes the glasses and proceeds to give them a good scrubbin'.*

Err...this might take awhile. Quite a lot of build-up. 

[Silk]

Haha. No worries. One of the wonders of being a beggar (flea ridden or otherwise) is that I can just take my job with me!

*makes more pitifiul faces at people*

[CthulhuKefka]

Depending on the situation, the lack of glasses may help your begging skills. As long as you can make puppy-dog eyes. 

[Silk]

This is true!

Besides, the only thing sadder than a flea-ridden beggar is a blind, flea-ridden beggar.

Acting class only ended last week. Surely I can still pull off a pair of puppydog eyyes... 

Hmm. That'll have to do, I guess. I'll keep practicing! On random passersby, of course.

[CthulhuKefka]

Almost done with these glasses.

Just a little bit longer and they'll be clean. Then they will be another tool for begging to be used at your discretion.

[Silk]

Excellent! Now at least I can be a distinguished flea-ridden beggar.

Perhaps I can use them to magnify my puppy-dog eyes. You know, if I angle them just right...

[CthulhuKefka]

Ah there we are. All done.

And you are not far away from leveling up. Perhaps you will be more than a beggar?

[little wilson]

You're not far from leveling up either.....If you both do, that will be 5 today in the course of about 3 hours...that's awesome....

[Silk]

Thank you!

And perhaps! One never knows.

Maybe I'll be come an enlightened beggar, or at least once more a flealess beggar.

Hm. Maybe I'll become a busker, and then instead of begging I can sing for my supper. That sounds more entertaining - for me at least.

(Given what those recent results from the recording studio, I rather doubt it will be entertaining for anyone else. But! That's besides the point!)

Hooray! Levels for everyone!

[little wilson]

And I just realized....I've posted 70 times today....That's rather insane...

[CthulhuKefka]

You're not far from leveling up either.....If you both do, that will be 5 today in the course of about 3 hours...that's awesome....

I'm sure it will be something, I dunno, along the lines of being finally healed after suffering from my wounds.  

Thank you!

And perhaps! One never knows.

Maybe I'll be come an enlightened beggar, or at least once more a flealess beggar.

Hm. Maybe I'll become a busker, and then instead of begging I can sing for my supper. That sounds more entertaining - for me at least.

(Given what those recent results from the recording studio, I rather doubt it will be entertaining for anyone else. But! That's besides the point!)

Hooray! Levels for everyone!

Pfft, you've obviously never heard me really drunkenly singing in a Japanese Karaoke Bar while getting egged on by drunk Japanese Businessmen.

[Silk]

I think this post of mine will make it 42 times I've posted (well, on this forum) today.

I have achieved the magic number!

Haha, no, I haven't heard that. May I? It sounds entertaining.

[little wilson]

I'm with Raethe. It sounds VERY entertaining....

[CthulhuKefka]

I don't think it could be reproduced at this point. Unless I can somehow import some Habusake and get an authentic karaoke machine that has some Japanese music on it.

Habusake is evil by the way.