These Stupid Titles VI

[CthulhuKefka]

Does that mean I'd have to come out of my hole to get the food? I'm assuming since I'm a hermit, I live away from people...probably in a cave....high on a mountain....in the alps.

I've always wanted to go to Europe...

Well as a hermit you seclude yourself from society, so I see not reason why you can't take refuge in the woods. 

[little wilson]

Hmm....living in the woods. That could be interesting....I think I like that better than the Alps. I'm a pansy when it comes to the cold  ...unless it's doing something fun, like snowboarding.....Which I'm not sure if I could do since I'm a hermit...are they allowed to have fun? Even if it's away from society?.....I should probably go educate myself in hermitism....

[Dount Cooku]

I should probably go educate myself in hermitism....

That may prove difficult.  Where are you going to find a teacher?

[little wilson]

You make a VERY good point....Well, if I can't find a real person, I'll go to the next best source: wikipedia 

[MrPaperCamel]

You are embracing solitude in nature so I declare Snowboarding okay =). Well, I always declare snowboarding okay. I wish the mountain here would get a little more powder so I can try out my new bindings.

[little wilson]

I wish I had bindings to try out....I've only been snowboarding twice, but apparently I picked it up pretty quick (the second time, anyway...the first time I fell on my butt so much--i was on a board that hadn't been used OR waxed in 9 years...horrible)...I love snowboarding. It's nice to know I can do it as a hermit. 

[GreenMonsta]

I would agree. Hermitts don't have to be shut ins. I would say seclusion is the main factor. So as long as you go snowboarding alone then you should be all set. Just try not to hurt yourself or you might be in trouble.

[Loud_G]

Hey, if you are looking for a place in which  to Hermit about, I do know of a bell tower that was recently vacated

[Silk]

Are beggars allowed to snowboard? That sounds fun!

(Maybe if I begged the snowboard...)

Hooray for lifting myself up out of the flea-ridden muck!

(Just watch, next level I'm going to go even lower than "flea ridden gutter crawler". Whatever that is.)

[GreenMonsta]

As long as you keep your fleas to yourself then you are welcome to hang around. Lets think positive hear, maybe next level you will be something respectable. One can always hope.

[Silk]

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Hope is bad for you! Look, I tried hoping, and what did it get me? MORE FLEAS!

I just got rid of the darn things!

Time to start begging some decent shampoo... and a nit comb.

[little wilson]

Well, at least there's a chance you'll make an income....I mean, when you had fleas before, you were a gutter-crawler....And at least you started low, and are working your way up.

Me, though? I started as an Overlord, and then I fell. So I tasted power. I had it in my grasp. And then I lost it.   Look what I am now--A hermit... Albeit, a hermit that is allowed to snowboard, but I'm still disconnected from society....Whereas you....you, my friend, live with the society...kind of. Low society, but you make your living from generous people of the high society....at least those who aren't afraid of fleas....

Oh, and speaking of hope....that reminds me of my signature....

[Silk]

Power? You speak to me of power?!

I was an aristocrat! I had wealth, status, social graces - my scandals made up the gossip of many a curious townsperson - and just look at me NOW! Forced to live in the very dregs of this society that ate me up and spat me out - nay, my friend, I envy you!

Let's go off, commiserate, and be hermits together! I have a friend that will make us shortbread.

[little wilson]

Yes! Let's do it!...And shortbread? Mmmm. That sounds good.

[Silk]

Excellent. I'll let my friend know we'll be expecting him.

And hey, if I'm a flea-ridden beggar at least they won't be expecting me to save anybody's life.

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