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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #285 on: November 06, 2008, 10:00:49 PM »
Ahh....dung bombs....brings back memories of my childhood and 'magical floating rocks' :D  Good times!
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #286 on: November 06, 2008, 10:02:46 PM »
Good looking out there paperturkey. I wouldnt want to go and get myself soiled again so soon. Well that is unless I had fun doing it. ;D
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #287 on: November 06, 2008, 10:13:10 PM »
Curious thing you just brought up. If I am made of paper, how the heck do I was all of this off of me?
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #288 on: November 06, 2008, 10:16:10 PM »
Gah! How many levels of this career are there? I asked my Sensei to teach me about the martial arts. All I was told was to tend to the camels. Five years later dealing with camels and poo is getting a little old. If this is another Miyagi style trick I am definitely gonna have to mount a rail gun on this camel Metal Slug style.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #289 on: November 06, 2008, 10:27:00 PM »
worry not for I also wielded a shovel for the first few years of my career. I mean it wasn't a poo shovel but it was one all the same.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #290 on: November 06, 2008, 10:57:29 PM »
Hey paperhands, since your an expert now does that shovel work for metaphorical poop? Because I'm really tired of getting crapped on by the nobility and maybe you can dig me out a little bit?
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #291 on: November 06, 2008, 11:03:55 PM »
I think it just means he can shovel poo so efficiently that he doesn't get any on him anymore.  I have taken the time to study this, as I have been so bored with my Page duties.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #292 on: November 06, 2008, 11:27:48 PM »
Shoveling with the power of my mind!

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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #293 on: November 07, 2008, 03:13:58 PM »
Oh great mystical poo shoveler, I bow before the great power of your mind :D
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #294 on: November 07, 2008, 03:17:26 PM »
If you shovel poo with your mind, it must be hard to get dirty thoughts out of your head.   :D
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #295 on: November 07, 2008, 03:35:05 PM »
Yes, but urine is one of the most sterile things.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #296 on: November 07, 2008, 03:41:58 PM »
You can shovel urine? Wow! You really DO have mystical powers!
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #297 on: November 07, 2008, 06:10:53 PM »
That's some epic shovelin'.   ;D

You best not do that around my master, he is always looking to "purchase" new blood to amuse him in his hidden circus.

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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #298 on: November 07, 2008, 06:17:33 PM »
I upgraded to Expert, so something cool had to come from it =).

Also, I do not fear the circus. If I give enough people hugs they tend to distance themselves from me.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #299 on: November 07, 2008, 06:27:35 PM »
Yeah, but my master's circus is really for his own amusement, so the "attractions" are usually kept in the dungeon, chained to the wall.  :-[