These Stupid Titles VI

[CthulhuKefka]

Well you're only one post away!

Go ahead and reply to this and enjoy your promotion. 

[Silk]

Haha. I'm actually bracing myself as I post this. Why am I so certain I'll end up back in the gutter? >>;

Edit: Or perhaps not. I am indeed moving up in the world!

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Slowly. But once again, the fleas are gone. This is a notable improvement.

[CthulhuKefka]

Well you're a Panhandler now.

So I guess it's just a fancy way of saying you're still a Beggar. 

[Silk]

Actually, this works out perfectly! Aside from having no fleas (yes, kind of stuck on that one) I also now have clean glasses, which means I can be a distinguished beggar. So I guess panhandler kind of works.

Besides, now I can sit outside of places where people have money, like banks. At least until they make laws against me bein' there.

You're almost healed! Just a few more!

[CthulhuKefka]

This is true. I can feel myself coming back around to my hearty constitution.

And you're right, the fleas had to go. I think they are generally a huge detractor when it comes to begging. Unless you're a thief.

[Silk]

Haha. A flea-ridden thief would be the worst kind of thief - one who takes all your stuff, but still manages to leave something (unwanted) behind...

Keep working towards that hearty constitution of yours!

[CthulhuKefka]

Methinks this thread had dissolved from Stupid Titles to a SFNC situation. In the future I will have to remedy this. 

[Silk]

It seems to have, yes. I don't see one of those threads easily accessible... Of course, I could just have forgotten the acronym in the time I looked at this thread and the time I took three seconds to look at a couple of  the other f orum pages.

[CthulhuKefka]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm healed.

[Silk]

Hooray!

We should all celebrate with a very large bottle of HabuSake.

Of course, I'd have to do some pretty ambitious handling to be able to afford one of those.

[CthulhuKefka]

Seriously?

I JUST finally got healed and now I should drink potently poisoned alcohol?! 

[Silk]

...

You make a convincing argument.

Okay. Hmm.... Water with veggies and dip?

[CthulhuKefka]

Well, even though I'm healed, I should probably watch what I eat for awhile. Just a precaution. 

[Silk]

Haha. It never hurts! A relapse could happen at any time!

(With the way these titles work? It's probably true.  Next level I'll probably be a termite-infested panhandler or something.)

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(Yes, I know that doesn't even make sense. I'm not convinced that's a requisite.)

[CthulhuKefka]

I wouldn't be surprised.

I've been given a glimpse of my own future and I see redundancy.

Unless a servant and a page are drastically different.