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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #465 on: November 21, 2008, 01:41:09 AM »
Well if we designed Beer Bombs as you say then I might be inclined to use one on myself (seeing how I am in love with Irish Car Bombs). They are so Brilliant! I was more shooting for the fact that the distillation process of some alcoholic beverages can be quite unstable and if done improperly result in explosion. I'm sure we could use that to our advantage while enjoying a couple of Beer Bombs ourselves.

EDIT: I would also like to state that I am no longer a Sword For Hire so stop asking to rent my sword!
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #466 on: November 21, 2008, 02:51:47 AM »
You are a mercenary so technically we rent you with the sword =p.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #467 on: November 21, 2008, 02:59:47 AM »
Yes you are correct sir. I guess you could consider it selling my body for money. Seeing how I could very well die performing my duties.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #468 on: November 21, 2008, 05:36:55 AM »
You make it sound like prostitution.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #469 on: November 21, 2008, 08:40:04 AM »
Quote from: The Generous Knight on November 21, 2008, 05:36:55 AM
You make it sound like prostitution.

It's sorta the same thing. As a mercenary, he takes whatever job for a certain price. :P Unless he's a merc with a heart of gold.  ;D
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #470 on: November 21, 2008, 09:26:53 AM »
You're reminding me why I hate working with mercenaries.  Except the Swiss.  The Swiss are awesome.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #471 on: November 21, 2008, 05:14:38 PM »
Mmmm..... CHeeeze....and those cool little knife thingies... :D
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #472 on: November 21, 2008, 05:25:03 PM »
And beautiful places to Snowboard...only about two weeks till season should start =).
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #473 on: November 22, 2008, 02:20:58 AM »
I leave for a couple of days and we have wenches who bake and serve our pies, exploding beer and pie, well and the poo, and our ranks have changed ever so slightly, although in a good way for the most part. I am glad I came to check in today, and hopefully I will be able to keep up with the plans and the ever changing ranks :)
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #474 on: November 24, 2008, 10:47:40 AM »
It is indeed getting more and more hectic day by day. The Epic confrontation is playing out on multiple fronts, and all should heed the call to take up arms and defend their respective sides!
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #475 on: November 24, 2008, 01:30:05 PM »
Well put Cthulhu. Let us be ready for those who would do us harm.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #476 on: November 24, 2008, 02:44:09 PM »
Let's just make sure we keep the poo bombs and the pies on different sides of the Cathedral. Please?
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #477 on: November 24, 2008, 08:01:26 PM »
Of course, of course. That is a given, and easy enough to achieve, since the wenches won't go anywhere near the poo bombs. They mentioned not being paid enough to work with that stink, or something to that effect, so they are as far away from the poo bomb area as it is possible to get, and still be in the same cathedral of course. :)
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #478 on: November 24, 2008, 09:34:25 PM »
So I guess the question becomes do I need to have some rig a pulley or conveyor system to get Pie over to me while I am continuing to build and work over here?
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #479 on: November 24, 2008, 09:40:51 PM »
I'm sure we can designate one of the wenches to be your personal fetcher, that is seeing how we wouldn't want to get any of that poo near the pies.
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